jordan rivers films

[vig]

jordan = black icon who pushed sneakers to the uneducated inner city youths who can't afford to pay for them

rivers = the whitest lady of all time and the standard in plastic surgery

put them together and you ahve fubar, a lying blackman who knows just enough to sound stupid. do your entire race a favor and stop speaking for them. black is beautiful, but you're stupid.

vig

[vig]

how about if old yeller, was old blacker.

how about if martin luther king was abe lincoln.

how about if jesse ownens was mel gibson

or if christ was omar epps.... badump

or if the pointer sisters were the osmonds

or if fubar had a banana up his tail pipe

vig

[refriedwhiskey]

drink lots of water and go to bed, vig. :rolling:

[vig]

just one more shot... for the road.... gulp.

so, this lady say's to me, she say's vig, you look like someone i know, but he's much taller and cuter.

and vig say's to her, you smell much worse than lowtide but not as sea-wee-dy.

check please. do you take american express?

vig

[Pen Dragon]

That actually made perfect sense to me


And refried, when are you ever gonna admit you're Synapse?

[refriedwhiskey]

I'll bite: Why would I be Synapse?

[Pen Dragon]

Don't bite. i hate that

[vig]

this thread has already degenerated into a vague interpreation of the original post.


let me clarify it for you... you can't make "hey, hey, hey" crazy dance, high fives and funky sneakers, the 'brady bunch'.

he stole greg's playbook. holycow, sam better find greg and bobby in the meatlocker.

vig

[refriedwhiskey]

The name Synapse sounds familiar, but I can't recall anything about the dude. I'm very sure he was never me, though.

[Pen Dragon]

witness protection eh? ok


watch out for that mailbox, vig




Sam the Butcher was aces in my book. His brother lived on Archie Bunker's street

[vig]

you're funny pen.

i actually have synapase on my (im). synapse is so misunderstood. they breed them funny in chicago, always the wetnostril to the nose of newyork.

vig

[refriedwhiskey]

This is the problem when someone asks if you used to have another username: If you don't deny it, they figure they're right. And if you do deny it, they figure you're lying.

It's a lose-lose situation.

Having said that, Jordan Rivers is definitely FUB. ;)

[Pen Dragon]

i had him on IM too till my comp exploded. Tell him to come by for crumpets and a round of croquet once in awhile, vig

[vig]

and

I'M BATMAN

[refriedwhiskey]

And I'm Napoleon.

The emperor, not the geek.

[Pen Dragon]

Just call me Glenda

[vig]

or how about amorosa playing archie bunker and instead of ARCHIE'S chair, amorosa is in an apron cooking with the 'black beaver' waiting at the table.

leaving it to the beaver, starring, omarosa as mrs. cleaver.

the jefferson's was the black version of archie bunker. "archie.... archie..." moving on up to the plaid lazy boy, moving on up.... to the whiteside.

vig

[Optimus]

I chatted with Syn a few weeks ago. He's doing well.

[vig]

optimus, you and syapse are cut from the same cloth, front row at the versaci of toilet humor.

vig

[vig]

just wanted the number of posts to total the number of views... cause i got time on my hands.

vig

[vig]

ahh, okay, that can't happen. a post is equivalent to a view. damnaggat, more time's a waisting in my plan to conquer the world.

vig

[Pen Dragon]

AC DC. Sink the pink. Remember the fly buzzing around the pool table in the video?

vig




It was a cool fly. he Just wasn't flying with a clear head

[vig]

NOPE. but rock and roll ain't noise pollution, rock and roll ain't gonna die. hey you sitting on that fence...

acdc's back and black was tight.

vig