The Swimming Pool

[thatcomedian]

I just saw The Swimming Pool. I didn't get it. I guess it was all in her head?

[whitenavel]

Yes.
It was all her imagination for the story of her next book.

Or was it?

[thatcomedian]

Yes.
It was all her imagination for the story of her next book.

Or was it?

She imagines better teenage breasts then I do.

[j over]

A horrible film.

[BottomlessCup]

Great boobs, awful movie.

I can't believe critics called it "Hitchcockian". I know they're whores, but have they even seen a Hitchcock movie? "Swimming Pool" wouldn't be as exciting as Hitchcock if you lit the theater on fire.

Still, Ludivine Sagnier almost makes it worth the rental.

[Hairy Lime]

Excellent flick. Open ended European films drive Americans batty (see posts above).

[Jake Schuster]

They just don't get it, Hairy.

But we do... ;)

[Salazkin]

LOL Hairy.

Good flick.

[NoTalentAssClown]

Thank you, comedian, for ruining the movie for me.

[Pencey]

How about some fvcking spoiler warnings?!?!?

[whistlelock]

How about some fvcking spoiler warnings?!?!? Oh, like you were really going to go rent it.

I image googled her, yeah those are nice breasts.

[BottomlessCup]

Excellent flick. Open ended European films drive Americans batty (see posts above).

I didn't think the ending was "open." But I thought it was cheap and disappointing.

On the whole, I thought it was too slow and too self-indulgent.

Why do you think it was excellent?

[odocoileus]

Great boobs, awful movie.


Ludvine Sevigner's or Charlotte Ramplings?

Ludvine was quite the yummy schoolgirl, but Charlotte was MILFtastic.

An interesting film. Somewhat stimulating intellectually, but not truly entertaining.

[English Dave]

Don't say I'm not good to you.

http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1303

[Hairy Lime]

How about some fvcking spoiler warnings?!?!?Nothing's been spoiled, because there's nothing to spoil. The ending could be interpreted about a half dozen different ways. Bottomless just lacks the imagination to see them.

[BottomlessCup]

Nothing's been spoiled, because there's nothing to spoil. The ending could be interpreted about a half dozen different ways. Bottomless just lacks the imagination to see them.

Ouch. I didn't like the movie and thought the ending blew. Why does that preclude me having an imagination?

But, I'll bite. Please list six plausible interpretations for the ending.

[Hairy Lime]

Please list six plausible interpretations for the ending.No.

[BottomlessCup]

Then I win. The movie sucks. Ha!





PS - This post makes me a "Member". There's your set-up, Hairy. :)

[whistlelock]

Don't say I'm not good to you.

http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1303

It's like they're staring right at you, saying "come on touch me. I dare you."

[Hairy Lime]

You win? The movie sucks?

Because I won't spoon feed you?

I think you made my point.

Thank you.

Your membership packet will arrive shortly. Watch out for papercuts.

[BottomlessCup]

Does this mean I misinterpreted the ending of "The Death of the Bulls?"

It was an undead demon-bull, right?

[Hairy Lime]

Maybe, maybe not.

[Jake Schuster]

You mean it wasn't?????

[Salazkin]

It's like they're staring right at you, saying "come on touch me. I dare you." Blinded by the highbeams. That's what it is.

[Medici]

Get with the program Bottomless,

The movie sucked, but it's French and we must pretend to love it.

Remember to toss in some references to Camus and Existentialism so you can throw off the opinion Nazis.

[English Dave]

Blinded by the highbeams. That's what it is.

I know it's sexist, blah blah blah, but for a guy those puppies are hypnotic. That's the truth. No getting round it.

[dpaterso]

Hairy, not that you give a crap what I think, and quite rightly so, but that "No." reply of yours was very disappointing indeed.

-Derek
Derek's Web Page - stories, screenplays, novels, insanity. (http://hometown.aol.co.uk/DPaterson57/scripts.htm)

[Hairy Lime]

Always leave them wanting more, derek.