Hey

[Kwvillen]

I know this isn't the forum to solicit participants, but we're having a Valentine's Day Short Contest now until, big surprise, February 14, 2006. Please participate and show your DD Support. (Just thought I'd throw the last part in).

KWV

[Harbinger]

I got $50 bucks says that clueless shows up with Bea on his face.

I'm not sure how to take that statement, but........can I film it?

[Kwvillen]

got $50 bucks says that clueless shows up with Bea on his face. :rolling::rolling:

KWV

[Kwvillen]

You have to know Clueless, he's a riot!! His shorts are great!

KWV

[Harbinger]

LMAO Harbinger! Spoken like a true Director or voyeur.

There's a difference?

[OneEyedPete]

Thanks theblondewriter. : ).

OEP

[Kwvillen]

Ooooh, just noticed this now. Definitely 'on the house', LOL.
Also responded in another thread that the 'dd gods' deleted. ROTFLMAO.

KWV

[Kwvillen]

Nah, not so much, just my opinion on a pros credentials. But I guess the thread got to the point that it was way off topic and the mods axed it. Ah well.

KWV

[NePatsFan]

What are the rules for this one? How many pages? Where do we post? All that jazz

[Kwvillen]

http://scriptsales.com/boards/showthread.php?t=16922&page=1

Thanks for participating. :)

KWV

[theblondewritr]

heY KW,

BEACH -LOW TIDE

LITTLE BOY (to his Mommy)
Mommy, why are those ants eating the fish?

MOMMY
Because they can.

The boy pokes at the fish and ants with a stick.

LITTLE BOY (to ants)
Scat!

Fixated on the feast, the LITTLE BOY drops to his knees and tosses the stick into the ocean.

[Kwvillen]

LOL, cute. It reminds me of the short I had posted. I hated it though. :mad: So I took it off and am going to post a different one. :)

KWV

[Kwvillen]

Just trying out new emoticons, LOL.

KWV

[Kwvillen]

Btw, I liked yours though. I hope that didn't come out the wrong way. I tried to write drama, but it's not my style so I reposted a comedy. Did you read the shorts in writing exercises? wenona, vig and myself have one posted.

KWV

[Kwvillen]

LMAO-oh man, some of these guys can't even spell! It's SCARY KW!

Well. I'm sure that's not what you're looking for, a good speller. More like a guy with a zuccini- sized c@ck, stamina of an ox and a Gates-worthy bankroll.

ROTFLMAO!

KWV

[Kwvillen]

:rolling: Uh huh.

[Kwvillen]

Actually, I didn't request income. Maybe I should. lol ..."Gates-worthy Bankroll"

I can hear you a couple of weeks from now, "Why in the hell am I not getting any hits?". LOL

KWV

[Kwvillen]

lol, They're considering my profile for some sort of spotlight feature. I must've impressed someone. http://scriptsales.com/boards/images/smilies/redface.gif My luck, it's probably some skank-whore spotlight.


:rolling:

(fine print)

***Disclaimer: Prospective Russian brides are eligible for a free toaster, a spotlight-special on our home page and a complimentary knuckle hair removal treament from Epi Wax. Include your name, address... All offers are subject to change without notice...

[Kwvillen]

"My Man will love me long time and have lots of American Dollars in his Bank. I will make my American Man so happy with my long legs wrapped around his face."

ROTFLMAO!

Oh. I did an edit with the disclaimer, give it a look. ;)

KWV