March Madness - The Fab Five (2nd Round)

[Jcorona]

Please help me welcome the Fab Five:

#1 ranked, IndieMe

#2 ranked, dpaterso

#3 ranked, mtoomey

#4 ranked, spyder23 and mcornetto, a tie.

Topic for new shorts: anything to do about a screw up, but you can't write about me. I mean I'd be honored, but seriously, NO! :p

The shorts are due Saturday night at 12:59 PM, west coast time.

The Talented Two will move on to the finals, head-up.

In case of a tie, the entry(ies) with the highest number of 1st place votes advances.

In case there's a tie with the same number of 1st place votes, we'll move on to 2nd place votes.

If there's a tie there, we move on to 3rd place votes, this one don't seem to make sense, but I'm saying it anyway.

In case there's a tie there . . . I give up, F-this. Just messin'.

But if there really is a tie there, then me, my daughter and Ben will decide. Just messin', Ben won't come near here. I'm just playing, Ben! :) I hope you hit it big, I really do.

Good luck, guys.

Corona :)

[mcornetto]

I guess I'm writing one anyway. LOL!

[Jcorona]

I guess I'm writing one anyway. LOL!

My sincere apologies, mc.

Good luck!

Corona :)

[dpaterso]

How many scripts can I enter this time?

-Derek

[mtoomey]

i'm guessing it only makes sense to enter 1, otherwise you might be splitting votes among your multiple entries. But this is Jcorona's circus, I'm only the bearded lady. It's up to him.

MT

How many scripts can I enter this time?

-Derek

[dpaterso]

I thought I'd re-submit the same 3 scripts so they get more votes. Wait, wouldn't the votes from the 1st round carry into the 2nd round? Someone kick JCorona awake and ask 'im.

I'm a-kiddin', MT! The weekend looms. Nail-biting suspense.

-Derek

[mcornetto]

I thought I'd re-submit the same 3 scripts so they get more votes. Wait, wouldn't the votes from the 1st round carry into the 2nd round? Someone kick JCorona awake and ask 'im.

I'm a-kiddin', MT! The weekend looms. Nail-biting suspense.

-Derek

I very nearly submitted one about you in pink panties but then I reconsidered because I don't know you that well. :bounce:

[IndieMe]

Well, here I am. Friday night, staring into an empty beer glass contemplating having someone drive me to the store for some more or stay here and try to be funny....

Somehow funny doesn't seem to happen without the other part, so I'm thinking I'll make a run to the store. Maybe I can ask the rocket scientist to drive me.

Nah, he wouldn't. I'd get some lecture on livers and how to treat them right.

Hey, maybe that would be a funny short?? The life of livers!

Nah... :|

I'm still at square 1 :|

[Jcorona]

C'mon with it, Lady.

I got faith in you.

Corona :)

[dpaterso]

Hmm, hot blonde desperate for a drink, guy determined to stop her, can't see any story possibilities there...

If anyone fails to submit an entry, JCorona will post a nekkid pic of himself. That's the consequences. That's what you'll inflict on everyone else. Will your conscience allow that to happen?

JCorona is standing by with his camera, just itching to flash himself. You have been warned.

-Derek

[Jcorona]

You thought I was asleep, huh, Dp?

I'm watchin' you.

Corona :p

[Jcorona]

If anyone's been thinking about reading and voting on the entries and has the time, please do so. It's close for the top two spots and tonight's the deadline. :)

I lost the paper where I've been jotting down all the votes and deleted my PM's from the voters. But don't worry, I have a photographic memory and I photographed the results last night while I was sippin'.

The picture in my head's a little blurry and I see double scores for some of you that I thought weren't there before, but as we all know, pictures don't lie.

So we're good.

Please keep the votes coming!

Thank you,

Corona :)

[dpaterso]

We have total confidence have total confidence in your ability to recall every last detail every last detail, JC.

-Derek Derek

[Jcorona]

Thank you for your confidence in me, Dp.

I run my sh1t right.

Will the Fab Five authors please PM me and tell me which entries you submitted?

I kind'a lost the paper where I had written it all down and deleted your PM's.

I'm thinking if you don't let me know, this could lead to a little problem.

Thank you,

Corona :)

[Jcorona]

I'm just playing about losing the who wrote what stuff! :D

Sorry,

Corona :(

[dpaterso]

You made me feel foolish. I'll never forget that. You think you're getting a Christmas card this year? Think again.

-Derek

[Jcorona]

You made me feel foolish. I'll never forget that. You think you're getting a Christmas card this year? Think again.

-Derek

I don't need the card, Dp, just the present.

I got nothin' but love for you, my real a$$ Derek!

Corona :D

[Jcorona]

I seemed to have lost my monitor.

I'm an awesome typer, the best on the board, but I can't see if what I'm typing (I'm so handsome and desirable) is coming out like I want it to since I can't see it.

Would someone please answer this post and tell me how my grammar, spacing (I got big muscles) etc. comes out.

In the meantime, I'm gonna go find the monitor and hook it up to see how my typing has come out in a bit.

Just running this test in case I don't find the monitor in time and I gotta post the results of the constest.

Thank you,

Corona :)

[mcornetto]

I don't think you've lost your monitor JCorona

I think you've lost your mind ;)

[Jcorona]

I don't think you've lost your monitor JCorona

I think you've lost your mind ;)

Minus 3 points.

Anyone else?

Corona :p

[Jcorona]

Well, I couldn't find my monitor so I came to the public library to type this.

Forgive me for typing that conceited stuff earlier, that's not like me at all, and I had no idea I was typing that because I couldn't see it.

But now I seem to have lost my car from where I parked it.

I'm gonna try to steal a laptop from some middle school kid as I ride the bus home so I can post the results later on.

CoronaTheHandsomeOne

[Jcorona]

Now the bus driver's lost.

I got a laptop. :D

Corona

[Ralphy W]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand cut!

[Ralphy W]

:p

[Jcorona]

That's cold, Ralphy.

:rolling:

Corona

[Jcorona]

Just a little over two hours left to vote.

Voting for the top two spots is very close so if you haven't yet voted but want to in hopes of seeing your favorite Fab-Fiver make it to the finals, this is it.

Thank you,

Corona :)

[mtoomey]

I was going to wait up until midnight for your announcement post, Corona, but you drag that sh*t out longer than Ryan Seacrest. I need me some sleep.
:rolling:

[Jcorona]

I was going to wait up until midnight for your announcement post, Corona, but you drag that sh*t out longer than Ryan Seacrest. I need me some sleep.
:rolling:

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

I don't know if I can make it to midnight myself, MT.

Might not post the results till tomorrow morning. I'll drag it out then.

Goodnight. Sleep good, brotha.

Corona :)