Please PM me your vote for your favorite . . .

[Jcorona]

March Madness final entry in the "March Madness finals! The Showdown!" thread.

Only vote for one.

Voting ends Tuesday night at 11:59 pm, west coast time.

In case of a tie . . . I'm not sure yet, but hopefully there won't be one.

These to writers have worked their butts off to get to here and it would be nice if you could vote for your favorite entry to support their efforts.

Thank you.

Corona :)

[mcornetto]

Hey JCorona!

Did you want me and mtoomey to vote as well? Not that I would understand why, but I figured I would ask anyway.

[Jcorona]

No, mc, thank you.

But I'm starting you both at 1 point each.

Thank you for the votes so far and please do vote before the deadline if you plan on voting.

Corona :)

[Mark Somers]

Should we read the entries first?

I mean before voting.

[theblondewritr]

nah. ;) The cream's gonna float to the top.

[IndieMe]

I voted.

I thought both of them were really good btw!
Great job you two! :cool:

[dpaterso]

I'd already made my 1st, 2nd and 3rd choices, you can imagine my disappointment when JC insisted on only one vote. The man's a tyrant.

-Derek

[Jcorona]

Should we read the entries first?

I mean before voting.

No, no need for all that.

I just need your vote, that's all.

Corona

[Jcorona]

I'd already made my 1st, 2nd and 3rd choices, you can imagine my disappointment when JC insisted on only one vote. The man's a tyrant.

-Derek

It's easy to keep score this time, adding up all the 1's.

The beauty of it is, it allows me to use my keen ability of being able to read people, to keep the voting fair.

So when I receive a vote for one of the finalists that I sense a biased, I just give it to the other one 'cause it's the right thing to do.

Please keep voting.

Corona

[Mark Somers]

Please keep voting.

Corona

I have been. I mean it's like 350 times now.

[Jcorona]

I have been. I mean it's like 350 times now.

Thank you for all your votes, clueless. :)

Last day, if you plan on voting, please do.

If anyone's voting by way of absentee ballot, as long I receive your ballot with today's postmark, you're fine.

I'll just take the fake Adam away from the fake winner and crown the other finalist the real winner if the votes should swing the results the other way by the end of the week.

So I got everything covered, don't you guys worry.

I run my sh1t right.

Corona

[Jcorona]

About 4 hours left.

Please vote if you planned on it and if you get the chance.

Thank you,

Corona

[Jcorona]

About 3 hours and a little less left than I just mentioned before.

Please vote if you planned on it and get the chance.

Thank you,

Corona

[Jcorona]

About a little less left than the last time.

Please vote if you planned on it and get the chance.

Thank you,

Corona

[Jcorona]

Even less time left now.

Please.

Thank you,

Corona

[mcornetto]

JCorona,

You will fill up the entire internet with your posts if you keep posting ever two minutes. And whatever you do, you don't want cause the internet to overflow.

[dpaterso]

You will fill up the entire internet with your posts if you keep posting ever two minutes. And whatever you do, you don't want cause the internet to overflow.
Last time that happened was in late 1969, when engineers upgraded the internet mainframe's memory to a staggering 2 Kilobytes of RAM. Now we're all using machines with at least ten times that capacity. But the threat of overflow is always hanging over us. Corona, be careful, dude.

-Derek

[Jcorona]

The internet loves me, my posts will never make it overflow.

On the other hand, I do love certain sites on the internet that do make me overflow.

Corona :o

[mtoomey]

JCorona,

You will fill up the entire internet with your posts if you keep posting ever two minutes. And whatever you do, you don't want cause the internet to overflow.

mcornetto, if you think he's bad now, wait until tomorrow (or tonight at midnight) when he drags the March Madness Finals announcement out for 24 hours. Putting thousands (ok, maybe 4 or 5) of people through agony just for his sick pleasure.

Damn you Corona. Damn you to Internet Hell (fox news) for all of eternity.

MT

[Jcorona]

mcornetto, if you think he's bad now, wait until tomorrow (or tonight at midnight) when he drags the March Madness Finals announcement out for 24 hours. Putting thousands (ok, maybe 4 or 5) of people through agony just for his sick pleasure.

Damn you Corona. Damn you to Internet Hell (fox news) for all of eternity.

MT

:rolling:

That's cold but it's true.

Do you wanna know who's winning so far?

Corona

[Jcorona]

Okay, I'll give you a hint.

His first initial starts with an "m."

Corona

[Jcorona]

The third letter in his name is an "o."

Corona

[Jcorona]

Dammit I gave it away.

Corona

[Jcorona]

I hope I make it to midnight, but I'm feeling kind a tired and feel like stalking some lady tonight to see if I act on one of my sick fantasies.

So I'm not sure if I'll be here.

Corona

[Jcorona]

I'm gonna go grab some Coco puffs. I like Coco puffs.

Corona

[mtoomey]

I'm gonna go grab some Coco puffs. I like Coco puffs.

Corona


Cinnamon Toast Crunch is much better. I literally go through 3 boxes a week. I eat it every day for breakfast and snack on it throughout the day. It's the one food I never get tired of. odd.

[Jcorona]

I got full with the Coco puffs. I ain't stalking nobody tonight. They gotta come to me if they want me to stalk 'em.

I just got more sleepy.

CTC, huh, mtoomey? I gotta try it. I love cereal.

Corona

[Mark Somers]

More than an hour left before the announcement marathon starts.

[Jcorona]

More than an hour left before the announcement marathon starts.

:rolling:

And I just realized from reading your sigline, clueless, that it sure is April and not March anymore. :o

'Cause I run my sh1t right. :p

I'm not gonna make it to midnight, guys, unless a nightmare awakens my ripped, sweaty body from my sleep at 11:59.

Corona

[Jcorona]

Seriously, if I don't make it, first thing tomorrow, I promise.

Thank you,

Corona :)

[Mark Somers]

It's up to you Jcorona. But I sure wouldn't want Derek showing up on my doorstep wearing nothing but pink panties, demanding the results.

[dpaterso]

It's up to you Jcorona. But I sure wouldn't want Derek showing up on my doorstep wearing nothing but pink panties, demanding the results.
Jeez, I do something ONCE and it's cast up at me forever.

-Derek

[mcornetto]

I pretty sure he fell asleep. May visions of pink panties dance in his head. I sure they probably are (not yours Derek).

[Mark Somers]

I guess we should be very quite now so that we don't wake Mr. Corona...

[Mark Somers]

Screw that.



Hey Jcorona there are people from around the flippin planet waiting to read the flippin results.

[Fortean]

Hey Jcorona there are people from around the flippin planet waiting to read the flippin results.
You know where you can go to get flippin' results (http://ihop.know-where.com/ihop/).

"Coco Puffs" (ie. "Cocoa Puffs"), and "Cinnamon Toast Crunch"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plmFkZHjt6Y

Real screenwriters eat a healthy breakfast: a stack of griddlecakes, with plenty of butter and real maple syrup, Canadian bacon (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109370/combined), and a tall, cold glass of whole milk. I'd vote for that!

Don't wake me up if it's only a raisin scone, with margarine, and a tepid cup of black tea.

[IndieMe]

I just now woke up, but it seems I didn't miss anything other than two pages of posts about everything other than the results. :D

Breakfast? I'm having a 24oz diet Mountain Dew... that's all I need. :)

[theblondewritr]

Clueless, I think I know a way to wake Corona -- but I need your help: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy1N2MYze8U

[Jcorona]

Well well well, I shut my eyes for a few well-deserved minutes and you guys are talking mess behind my back.

:rolling:

Okay, I tried to say that seriously but I'm chuckling as I post because you guys got me laughing.

Good morning, everybody. :D

And now on to the results!

I won't drag it out because I already did that by falling asleep.

I'm gonna go create a results thread.

Lemme tell you guys about my crazy dream first.

I close my eyes and the next thing I know I'm in this bed.

I'm not moving.

The room is dark and I got this pillow under my head.

I got these covers pulled to my neck.

I'm snoring.

I'm wearing pajama pants and a T-shirt.

I look beautiful.

I'm sleeping.

It was weird.

It all seemed so real.

Any of you ever have a crazy dream?

Corona