March Madness Final Results!

[Jcorona]

AI MUSIC
Wa-aaaaaah!

Hello, everybody, and welcome to the March Madness Final Results!

I had planned on planning something special for today but like always, I lagged and don't have anything planned.

It doesn't matter, I'll just get to the two stars of the show:

mtoomey (defending champ) vs mcornetto

These two young men battled it out through the first two rounds to reach the finals to go head-to-head, or if one's shorter than the other, head-to-chest, or maybe head-to-shin, who really knows?

But they did go head up and after 358 votes . . . we have a winner.

I won't make this long this time because I run my sh1t right.

mtoomey and mcornetto, would you both please join me in the middle of the stage.

They do.

Thank you.

Just get right to it.

mtoomey, you wrote, Muffindome. If I could vote, this would've gotten my vote.

mcornetto, you wrote, The Flashback Effect. If I could vote, this would've gotten my vote.

This . . . is March Madness!

Corona :p

[Jcorona]

AI MUSIC
Wa-aaaaaaah!

Welcome back.

Let's just get to the results.

This very first vote meant a lot. A LOT.

It went to mtoomey! The defending champ!

But this very second vote meant just as much. AS MUCH.

It went to mcornetto! The challenger!

Both of these votes I just gave for the hell of it, remember?

I said they'd both start out at 1 point each.

So they really don't mean jack.

Now on to the real votes . . . after the break!

Corona

[Jcorona]

AI MUSIC
Wa-aaaaaaah!

Welcome back.

Let's just do this, shall we?

The first real vote I received went to . . . The Flashback Effect!

TFE: 2 M: 1


The next vote I received went to . . . Muffindome!

TFE: 2 M: 2


I'm gonna go eat some Coco puffs.

Corona

[Jcorona]

Did I tell you guys about my weird dream?

Corona

[Jcorona]

AI MUSIC
Wa-aaaaaaah!

Hi.

Let us continue.

This third vote was special, very sentimental to me. I remember when I got it. I was watching my daughter vaccumming my carpet as I held a long chain from around her neck like a dog.

Anyway, the vote went to . . . The Flashback Effect!

TFE: 3 M: 2

More to come . . . after "These are the breaks . . . break it up break it up break it up breakdown!" Curtis Blow. I love that song.

Corona

[Jcorona]

The Breaks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7cHNICJEKM

Love it.

Corona :D

[Jcorona]

This is that 7 minute commercial.

Love this, too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFtA7IHZgzw

Corona :D

[Jcorona]

AI MUSIC
Wa-aaaaaaah!

Welcome back!

Let's move on with it, shall we?

This fourth vote was even more special that the 3rd vote to me, very special.

Boy this is taking long, ain't it?

I need a break!

Corona

[Jcorona]

Rooooooll, Bounce (boing boing boing), Roooooock, Break!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbrsk3GgiA4

Okay, so I changed skate to break. That's what I'm feelin'.

Corona

[Jcorona]

AI MUSIC
Wa-aaaaaaaaah!

Welcome back!

Let's get to the fourth vote, another very special vote for me, sentimental. When I got this vote, my daughter was pushing my furniture from my room to paint it while I scratched a scratch-off and won a "TICKET!"

I cried.

The fourth vote goes to . . . The Flashback Effect!

TFE: 4 M: 2

Oh boy, this is after the break!

Corona

[theblondewritr]

dammit Seacrest! Hurry up! I gotta go to Ace Hardware before they sell out of light bulb adapters...

[Jcorona]

I'm gonna go read other forums while I break.

Corona

[Jcorona]

Hurry up dammit! I gotta go to Ace Hardware before they sell out of light bulb adapters...

:rolling:

Hi, blondie!

I like your picture.

Corona :D

[Jcorona]

'83, huh?

You should'a seen me in '83.

You should'a seen me in the back seat of my car.

Corona

[theblondewritr]

lmao...so do a million other admirers:rolleyes: Now get on with it!

[Jcorona]

AI MUSIC
Wa-aaaaaaah!

Hello.

I got side-tracked, sorry.

Back to the voting.

This fifth place vote was very special to me, very very special. It arrived in my PM box just as I was getting ready to take my daughter to the hospital after she dropped my TV on her head to have room to paint.

But she assured me she was okay as she drove to the hospital 'cause my license is suspended.

Coming up after the break!

Corona

[Jcorona]

lmao...so do a million other admirers:rolleyes: Now get on with it!

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

Sorry, blondie.

Getting on with it, I swear.

Corona :love:

[Jcorona]

AI MUSIC
Wa-aaaaaaah!

Hellooooooooooooooo.

This fifth vote is near and dear to my heart. Because when I got it, I was watching my daughter fix the patch on the roof that was leaking while she wore a patch on her head from the TV wound.

She looked so cute.

The fifth vote went to . . . The Flashback Effect!

TFE: 5 M:2

Oh boy!

TFE has a lead, but how many votes are left?

1?

8 (God forbid)?

56 (Please God no)?

2,063 (will the board crash, Will)?

We'll find out . . . sorry, blondie, please forgive me, after the break!

Corona :o

[theblondewritr]

I'm gonna give you a break alright--after the 'break'.

[Jcorona]

Just an FYI, my daughter rolled off the roof and broke her head again.

But like a champ, I helped her back up and she finished the job. I wasn't too happy with it but what can I say. She'll get better with practice.

Corona

[Jcorona]

I'm gonna give you a break alright--after the 'break'.

:rolling:

I'm ALMOST there.

Corona :|

[dpaterso]

Is it too late to vote?

I vote for JCorona.

I peed a little, down one leg.

-Derek

[Jcorona]

AI MUSIC
Wa-aaaaaaaaah!

JCORONA
(real fast, high-pitched with a little short hand wave)
Hi.

We're back.

This sixth place vote means the world to me, the world to me.

I got it when my baby-girl wrapped her arms around me and said, "I love you, daddy."

I held her back, kissed her head and said, "I love you, too, baby-girl."

And the sixth place vote goes to . . . The Flashback Effect!

TFE: 6 M: 2

And that's mothafvckin' it!

Final tallies because somebody voted 350 times (which I split, and then added one to your favorite) ;) :

TFE: 181 M: 177






The fake a$$ Adam goes to: mcornetto!

Great job, mcornetto! Well deserved! Much much love to you. :love:

And congratulations, mtoomey, for getting this far and winning it last year!

I wanna thank Adam for starting this whole March Madness thing.

This was for you, boy! They love you, man! :D

Dp, for all your help, brotha.

Everyone who participated in any way, shape or form. I love you guys.

Thank you to all the entrants from the beginning. You're all winners.

Thank you for letting me host. It was my pleasure and an honor. Though I never was an official contest hoster, I'm retiring now.

Sorry it went long, but you guys got Easter coming up.

It'd be nice if someone carried on for everyone else.

For you, mcornetto:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRJehZPpOVU

CoronaOut

[dpaterso]

Congrats to the winner, and to the runner-up!

-Derek

[IndieMe]

I voted for the Flashback effect, but I thought both were great!

Congrats to both of you and thanks Corona for hosting. You did a great job and managed to be entertaining at the same time! :)

[theblondewritr]

Good job Corona! That was a fun contest.

Nice work Cornetto! Real nice :)

Toomey, you got some funny bone in you :)

[Ralphy W]

You're insane, J. Simply insane. :rolling:

Congrats to mcornetto!

[mtoomey]

Congrats Mcornetto!

Corona: I should have known that calling you Seacrest and killing you in my sketch would come back to haunt me.

Mcornetto: I challenge you to a duel. Meet me outside the Cafeteria (next to the Library) after 7th period...if you dare!!!

For all those who didn't vote for me: You can't hide behind your screen names and silly avatars forever. I will hunt you down** and when I do, be prepared for the most brutal tickle torture of your life.

Thanks to Seacrest for running this event. He did a noble job.

**Except for you DP, Scotland is too far for me to travel. I only do domestic tickle tortures. But if you ever step foot in the U.S., you're a marked man.

[dpaterso]

**Except for you DP, Scotland is too far for me to travel. I only do domestic tickle tortures. But if you ever step foot in the U.S., you're a marked man.
I'd hate to think what would happen if I hadn't voted for your muffin.

-Derek

[mcornetto]

Hey,

Thanks guys and girls. My appreciation goes out to each and everyone of you for your votes. I couldn't have gotten this fake a$$ Adam without them.

JCorona your presentation was hysterically funny. I think you deserve part of this fake a$$ Adam. Here, you can have the a$$ part.

mtoomey good challenge, I thought for sure you were going to take this with your muffin recipe but I guess Martha's gone a bit bad. If you want to have a duel 7th period, it will have to wait because I'm in detention at that time for the last duel I had. My opponent would be there with me, if he could - rest his poor soul.

** dp, you voted for who?

[mtoomey]

I'd hate to think what would happen if I hadn't voted for your muffin.

-Derek


My bad, DP, you are officially off the list...until you do something else that pisses me off.
MT

[Jcorona]

Thank you for kind words, everybody. :)

It was so much fun hosting it and again congrats to all of you and congrats on your win, mcornetto, you deserve it. :)

Thank you for the a$$.

After almost a year and a half without any . . . I'll take it.

Dp, thank you for the Adam idea.

I wanna say thank you to Will and Charli all the mods who put up with my tight sh!t. I mean that. :love:

Don't act all innocent all you others, you guys do mess, too.

One more time for mcornetto!

Corona :)

[sc111]

Congrats Mcornetto -- I voted for Flashback but ... Mtoomey, it was really close for me. Both of you did a great job.

[dpaterso]

** dp, you voted for who?
I regret nothing! You got enough of my votes in previous rounds.

My bad, DP, you are officially off the list...until you do something else that pisses me off.
Just so's you know, I spent the night on the toilet venting in fear. Finally my bowels detached themselves from their mountings and slithered out, exhausted. I hope you're happy. Pics available on request.

Derek, boogers? I can't believe you wrote about boogers. I'm dumb and founded at the same time. I did like "Fish Tail" very creative stuff.
I knew someone who did this. The booger territory marking, that is, not the hit-fish.

-Derek

[mtoomey]

Just so's you know, I spent the night on the toilet venting in fear. Finally my bowels detached themselves from their mountings and slithered out, exhausted. I hope you're happy. Pics available on request.

-Derek

I did not know that bowels had mountings. I learn something knew every day on this board...and not always about writing.
MT

[mcornetto]

I did not know that bowels had mountings. I learn something knew every day on this board...and not always about writing.
MT

Let us all just be thankful that he did not try to demonstrate it for us.

[Mark Twain Weck]

Just so's you know, I spent the night on the toilet venting in fear. Finally my bowels detached themselves from their mountings and slithered out, exhausted. I hope you're happy. Pics available on request.

-Derek

Is this (http://www.nubie2000.com/images/weightlifter.jpg) one of them pics?

WARNING - THIS IS PAINFUL TO EVEN LOOK AT.

[IndieMe]

Ouch!

[dpaterso]

That's a scene from ALIENS that ended up on the cutting room floor, isn't it?

-Derek

[umo]

Congratulations, Mcornetto! :bounce:

umo :)

[IndieMe]

So... how about that Easter contest??

[IndieMe]

That was a joke btw... :rolleyes:


So, what's next?

[Jcorona]

Hi, Lady.

I got faith someone's gonna step up.

Corona :)