"Speed 3" -- if they made this movie, what would the storyline be like?

[Ben]

Dear Mr Jan De Bont, I hear you might be making Speed 3 --

Please consider this storyline.


Annie decides to get together with Jack (from the first movie) .
They take a trip on --
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/07/29/yacht.killer.whale/index.html

But a mad ex-navy seal takes control of this "killer yacht"...

And sets it on a collision course with a cloaked top secret "training" navy ship that weighs 260,000 tons, it is 11,118 feet long, 1584 feet wide and it has 2015 navy decks holding 93,634 double-occupancy.Which was originally designed to invade the AXIS OF EVIL.


"Axis of evil" is a term coined by United States President George W. Bush in his State of the Union Address on January 29, 2002 in order to describe governments that he accused of helping terrorism and seeking weapons of mass destruction. President Bush named Iran, Iraq and North Korea in his speech. President Bush's presidency was marked by this notion as a justification for the War on Terror"



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[mtoomey]

a non-stop action flick that takes place on moving segways linked together by rope. Keanu comes back and shows off his chameleon-like acting skills by playing both the protag and antagonist, as well as the love interest.

MT

[Anagram]

Keanu gets frozen for ten thousand years, but is woken up when a rogue sun barrels through our solar system. He's got six hours to steer the earth around the coming collision while keeping the speed under 67,000 mph.

Love interest is a wise cracking miniature pony which, thanks to science, humans can now impregnate.

[Moviequill]

Jack has been booted off the force and forced to take a construction job driving a huge dumptruck -- and not just any dumptruck, but the world's largest T-282... and when Annie decides to bring couscous for lunch to Zeke, the other truck driver instead of him... a highspeed dumptruck pursuit of 60 MPH ensues

http://www.history.com/video.do?name=works&bcpid=1612766354&bclid=1612710275&bctid=1600237872

[Ben]

Jack has been booted off the force and forced to take a construction job driving a huge dumptruck -- and not just any dumptruck, but the world's largest T-282... and when Annie decides to bring couscous for lunch to Zeke, the other truck driver instead of him... a highspeed dumptruck pursuit of 60 MPH ensues

http://www.history.com/video.do?name=works&bcpid=1612766354&bclid=1612710275&bctid=1600237872

I would watch this fun concept .
Nice parody.
Depends if they make the chase scene as fun as the truck scene from INDIANA JONES 1.

No shaky camera work...

[Adam Isaac]

Keanu Reeves battling a meth addiction.

[Warsaw]

The more complex the plotline, often the more simple it truly is. Well, lets do this, shall we?

They already did a bus and a boat. So, Jack captains a UPS airliner. If its speed falls below 160 mps, then it will fall to the ground in a fiery explosion, destroying all of your packages.

[Moviequill]

I would watch this fun concept .
Nice parody.
Depends if they make the chase scene as fun as the truck scene from INDIANA JONES 1.

No shaky camera work...

I was picturing the slow Austin Powers-like steamroller scene haha...