Originally Posted by StoryWriter
(According to "The Onion" -- 4-11-17)
then crack open a pack of brass fasteners.
I find it better to hole punch each page individually, centering the holes by eye as the page is cranked from the dot matrix printer. I believe the staggered "ragged"look of the pages once held by the brads and the increasingly faded text as the ribbon wears will appeal to producers looking for a "Hemingway of film".