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  • #16
    Re: Formerly Repped

    Hahaha.

    BALL SACK

    After being diagnosed with Stage 4 prostate cancer, a washed-up porn actor decides to round up his estranged co-stars for one more filmed extravaganza before he says goodbye to his family jewels.
    Last edited by UpandComing; 07-22-2019, 02:03 PM.
    "I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.-- Peter De Vries

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    • #17
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      Ha! One ticket pre-sold! I'm seeing this sh!t...!
      Bruh, fukkin *smooches*! Feel me? Ha!

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      • #18
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        Hello team, In a bid to increase my odds of making the annual Black List, I'm going with a biopic on this one....

        BALL SACK

        A shady real estate developer with daddy issues, pathological narcissism and micropenis decides on a whim to run for president of the United States... and wins.

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        • #19
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          Or you can turn it around.

          BALL SACK

          A female serial killer castrates her victims, sending men indoors and an FBI agent on her trail, hoping she doesn't add more trophies to her Ball Sack, including his.
          Last edited by EdFury; 07-22-2019, 09:18 PM.

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          • #20
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            Ball Sack 2: The Search For Lefty

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            • #21
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              BALL SACK

              Genre: Nuts

              Pages: As many as it takes

              Logline: After discovering the music of Barry White, a gun-toting eunuch reinvents himself in a cadaver lab with the aid of a reluctant urologist - the man who once castrated him for a mob boss.

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              • #22
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                BALL SACK
                When a scorned "top chef" secretly serves a food critic her boyfriend's balls as a delicacy, her appetizer becomes all the rage, forcing her to go on the "hunt" for new resources for opening night at her exclusive, cutting-edge "Ballsy" restaurant.



                i'm thinking of leading my next set of queries with this... managers keep saying, "make it original and interesting." then say, just kidding, here's the real logline. it'd be fun to see if anyone responds. haha!
                "Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy b/c you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say." -- Edward Snowden

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                • #23
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                  I am thinking for the sequel you need to go in another direction. Maybe, a Nicholl version:


                  Set in 18th Century Colonial America, two secret drag queens from the opposite side of the tracks encounter a shocking turn of events that turns their lives upside down. Forced to unite against an oppressive regime, they must find their "balls" to fight for what matters.


                  Oh and it's a musical.

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                  • #24
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                    So many wonderful ideas here. Just when I was starting to worry that DDPers might not have the creativity to come up with multiple ideas for a story with a title like BALL SACK, you guys go and defiantly prove me wrong.

                    Hats off and sacks up.
                    "I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.-- Peter De Vries

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                    • #25
                      Re: Formerly Repped

                      Originally posted by UpandComing View Post
                      So many wonderful ideas here. Just when I was starting to worry that DDPers might not have the creativity to come up with multiple ideas for a story with a title like BALL SACK, you guys go and defiantly prove me wrong.

                      Hats off and sacks up.



                      Hats off and sacks up. That's the poster right there.



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                      • #26
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                        Originally posted by Friday View Post
                        Hats off and sacks up. That's the poster right there.
                        "I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.-- Peter De Vries

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                        • #27
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                          The YA Novel by John Green type that will be adapted...

                          BALL SACK

                          Gregory is like most kids. Except for one thing. He has a ball sack on the back of his neck. He never had a problem with this until he turns 13 (played by a 28 year old actor in movie) and meets Emily who just so happens to have her vagina on top of her head.

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                          • #28
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                            I guess this thread proves WHY i'm no longer repped...

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                            • #29
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                              Originally posted by Bono View Post
                              The YA Novel by John Green type that will be adapted...

                              BALL SACK

                              Gregory is like most kids. Except for one thing. He has a ball sack on the back of his neck. He never had a problem with this until he turns 13 (played by a 28 year old actor in movie) and meets Emily who just so happens to have her vagina on top of her head.
                              I'm already sobbing/laughing uncontrollably at their big fight scene.
                              "I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.-- Peter De Vries

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                              • #30
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                                Originally posted by UpandComing View Post
                                I'm already sobbing/laughing uncontrollably at their big fight scene.

                                That belongs in the poster too.

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