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    Cloverfield. The monster would'a got blowed up.

    The Brady Bunch. Jan would'a got blowed up.

    Little Miss Sunshine. The little girl should'a got blowed up.

    Corona
    I love you, Reyna . . .

    Brown-Balled by the Hollywood Clika

    Latino Heart Project's MEXICAN HEART...ATTACK!
    I ain't no punk b1tch...

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    Breakfast Club. They all would'a got blowed up.

    Except for Bender who's a robot.
    The end is too damn nigh.

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      Who's Bender, twk? I don't remember him.

      Corona
      P.S. I dig the Breakfast Club, man. But your post is funny.
      I love you, Reyna . . .

      Brown-Balled by the Hollywood Clika

      Latino Heart Project's MEXICAN HEART...ATTACK!
      I ain't no punk b1tch...

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        CLOVERFIELD....
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK60n-T25FY

        I didn't write that - but a director I hate (he completely screwed up one of my scripts) made it.

        - Bill
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          Which one of his did you write? Was it the da vinci coed?
          The end is too damn nigh.

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            I sold a spec called THE VICTIM'S WIFE which became IMPLICATED (aka VICTIM OF DESIRE). MGM oddly enough.

            - Bill
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              Re: Movies you wish Bill Martell would'a wrote

              Originally posted by wcmartell View Post
              CLOVERFIELD....
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK60n-T25FY

              I didn't write that - but a director I hate (he completely screwed up one of my scripts) made it.

              - Bill
              That's sort of a bummer... I wouldn't say that I'm a fan of the man's oeuvre, but I admire his productivity, tenacity and low-rent Corman ethos. And he's one of the few working directors that still abides by the "If all else fails, throw in some boobs" approach to no-budget film-making.

              Although there's a vignette in 976-EVIL II that is a classic "Memorable Moment in an Otherwise Worthless Movie"
              "Forget it, Jake. It's Hollywood."

              My YouTube channel.

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                Re: Movies you wish Bill Martell would'a wrote

                Originally posted by Signal30 View Post
                Although there's a vignette in 976-EVIL II that is a classic "Memorable Moment in an Otherwise Worthless Movie"
                "Every time you hear a bell, another zombie rises from hell!"
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                  Originally posted by twk69045 View Post
                  Which one of his did you write? Was it the da vinci coed?
                  you're missing an 's'.

                  Mmmmmm Vitruvian coeds.
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                    Originally posted by BROUGHCUT View Post
                    you're missing an 's'.
                    With only one coed, who would wash her back in the shower? Or her front? I'm sure this is a *clean* film and that means showering regularly.

                    - Bill
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                      Re: Movies you wish Bill Martell would'a wrote

                      Originally posted by wcmartell View Post
                      I sold a spec called THE VICTIM'S WIFE which became IMPLICATED (aka VICTIM OF DESIRE). MGM oddly enough.

                      - Bill

                      MGM...Means Great Movies.
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                        Re: Movies you wish Bill Martell would'a wrote

                        ...not lately



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                          Last Tango in Paris, Texas
                          "Forget it, Jake. It's Hollywood."

                          My YouTube channel.

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                            Re: Movies you wish Bill Martell would'a wrote

                            Originally posted by Signal30 View Post
                            Last Tango in Paris, Texas
                            "There's a bucket of lard in the refrigerator."
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