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    Here's another excerpt from my book, THE ME GENERATION... BY ME (GROWING UP IN THE '60s). Check out my website. It's loaded with photos and videos, and here's the best part -- If you want to buy the book, you can! Seriously! It's for sale! I'm posting this because Disneyland is currently closed (among one or two other places). And if I can't have Disneyland, at least I can have fond memories.

    So travel back to 1964. We take a family trip to the Magic Kingdom.

    My other grandmother, Nana Pearl, surprised me later that summer by saying, "****!- You don't expect to hear your dear sweet old world, refined grandmother scream, "****!!!- And at Disneyland no less.

    The family made a sojourn to the Magic Kingdom and took Nana Pearl with us. At the time she was probably in her mid-60s. No one knew the ages of their Jewish grandparents back then. They all came over from Europe or Russia and no one arrived with accurate documentation. If Cher had entered the country via Ellis Island she'd claim to be 36 today.

    But Nana Pearl was a kick. Always full of life. Your basic strudel-baking furniture-cleaning grandmother but game for anything...except...

    Thrill rides.

    So at Disneyland she was not interested in any roller coasters. We found ourselves at the Matterhorn bobsleds and of course Corey and I wanted to go. My father suggested Nana Pearl join us. He told her it was just a nice lazy boat ride. Dad has a mischievous streak in him. Either that or he was getting back at her for grounding him one weekend in 1939. Anyway, Nana Pearl agrees to go.

    I'm in the back of the bobsled and Nana Pearl is in my lap. The sled slowly ascends up the center of the mountain. About halfway up she figures it out. That is when, for the first time ever, my grandmother dropped the F-bomb.

    The bobsled begins hurtling down the mountain and all the while she is yelling, "I'm going to KILL him! If I ever get off of this damn thing I'm going to ****ing KILL Clifford!- I didn't help matters by laughing hysterically.

    I think she chased him through three Lands.

    My favorite Disneyland ride at the time wasn't a ride at all. It was the Monsanto House of the Future. You just walked through this ultra modern house made entirely of plastic. A plastic house might sound ridiculous but when they finally closed the exhibit in 1967 and tried to demolish it, the wrecking ball just bounced right off of it. The one day demolition took two weeks.

    Among the House of the Future's visionary features - an oven that cooked food within seconds not hours, a TV that hung like a framed picture on the wall, telephones that allowed you to see the other party, and the most unbelievable wonder of all - a toothbrush that was electric! You would just push a button and the bristles rotated all by themselves! I'm sorry, this was beyond science fiction.

    Like all kids, and probably adults too in 1964, we thought that by the year 2000 we'd all be living like the Jetsons. We'd all be flying around in space ships that folded into briefcases and even brushing our teeth without having to move our hands up and down.

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