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  • #16
    Re: How do you kill a demon?

    Get it drunk and sic Lindsay Lohan on it.

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    • #17
      Re: How do you kill a demon?

      Originally posted by SuperScribe View Post
      Or make up your own myth, a la Stephanie Meyer.
      Just try to avoid having your demons sparkle.
      "Your intuition knows what to write, so get out of the way.-
      ― Ray Bradbury

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      • #18
        Re: How do you kill a demon?

        shoot it with a demon gun

        hire a ginger to hunt it down... they have no souls, apprently

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        • #19
          Re: How do you kill a demon?

          Originally posted by chuco View Post
          This is a little out of my realm, but is it possible to kill a demon?

          Nope. A human, live or dead cannot kill demons. A demon is neither living or dead in our definition of life and death. Our rules of existence don't apply to demons. Well, so they say anyway...

          You can in the realm of fiction though...a pet dog/cat/ferret can, in fiction.
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          • #20
            Re: How do you kill a demon?

            Originally posted by chuco View Post
            Good idea Superscribe!

            I have done some small research and they all note the same thing. A demon is not a living thing that could be killed.

            As part of my research: I'm selling my soul on e-bay but Satan's credit is bad right now and no demon wants to purchase a soul of a Puerto Rican....I guess it's like bringing sand to a beach.


            Run a thorough search on AZ'ZA'ZEL(or Azazhel,or Azazel) and the Arch Angel RAPHAEL. You will find some interesting pieces of information, and theories.

            Also research THE WATCHERS from the books ENOCH the prophet. Enoch 1 & 2....these texts failed to make it into the CANNON of the Church. Crazy sh*t in them....great story fodder though.
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            • #21
              Re: How do you kill a demon?

              Considering demons don't really exist, I think you can create one with its very own way of being killed.

              Are there rules when it comes to "demons?"

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              • #22
                Re: How do you kill a demon?

                Not really. The idea of their existence pretty much revolves around their being outside our 'logic' and 'understanding'

                Not human...not in any religious text are they subject to the laws of our physical world-they have no physical form, essentially. Well, other than possessions anyway. Demons apparently can't be killed by Exorcists...just ran-off, so to speak.

                I think aliens are demons, and vice versa. No, I actually don't think that.
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                • #23
                  Re: How do you kill a demon?

                  Look into "The Hammer of Witches" (Malleus Maleficarum).

                  That's where the catholic church looked when keeping this world sane and saint and to burn hundreds of thousands of people.

                  It's a weighty book, but you'll find some nice advice.

                  Just don't try it out on your aunt.
                  "Ecco il grande Zampano!"

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                  • #24
                    Re: How do you kill a demon?

                    Send God to kill him. Or a divine Pit Bull.

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                    • #25
                      Re: How do you kill a demon?

                      Give them a fatal allergic reaction to strawberrys like Jeff Bridges had in Fearless, and then have somebody invent a strawberry gun!!
                      "Only nothing is impossible."
                      - Grant Morrison

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                      • #26
                        Re: How do you kill a demon?

                        Originally posted by Ulysses View Post
                        Look into "The Hammer of Witches" (Malleus Maleficarum).

                        That's where the catholic church looked when keeping this world sane and saint and to burn hundreds of thousands of people.

                        It's a weighty book, but you'll find some nice advice.

                        Just don't try it out on your aunt.
                        Are you suggesting that they just try swatting the demons with a heavy book?

                        I think my strawberry gun idea is better...
                        "Only nothing is impossible."
                        - Grant Morrison

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                        • #27
                          Re: How do you kill a demon?

                          Whether you believe in something or not, it does not change the "nature" of what that "is", as defined by myth, religion, fiction, Wikipedia, etc. Different realities come with different rules. Regardless of what fiction you are making up, you have to create an inherent reality within that fiction. Demons do have a definition. I'm not familiar with their characteristics around the world, but at least in terms of Christianity, they are evil spirits that possess an earthly body and when cast out typically go inhabit another nearby form --animal for instance. So right there, they are not ghosts. Big difference. They need to inhabit a physical being. And clearly a bullet or knife will not harm them, as they are immaterial and don't just haunt a house, for instance.

                          Anyway, this is basic research, but for those who say, "Demons don't exist so you can do whatever you want," sorry, that's utter bullshhhit. There is basic language needed to tell certain stories.

                          Among the many resources available, in terms of fiction I would advise you to check out THE X-FILES, I'm sure there have probably been episodes that have delt with demons. Not certain, but just guessing.

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                          • #28
                            Re: How do you kill a demon?

                            Originally posted by instant_karma View Post
                            Are you suggesting that they just try swatting the demons with a heavy book?

                            I think my strawberry gun idea is better...
                            It often crushed those who read it.

                            At least back then.
                            "Ecco il grande Zampano!"

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                            • #29
                              Re: How do you kill a demon?

                              Demons wear suits and get hair plugs to disguise their horns.

                              Make them wear tights and shave their heads.
                              Brown-Balled by the Hollywood Clika

                              Latino Heart Project's MEXICAN HEART...ATTACK!

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                              • #30
                                Re: How do you kill a demon?

                                Originally posted by Sinnycal View Post
                                You know movies aren't real, right? You can just make up whatever rules you want.
                                This.

                                You kill the demon however you want to kill the demon, dude.

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