Re: "2012" Teaser Trailer
Finally netflixed this.
I ususally hate whenever anyone uses 'best ever / worst ever' hyperbole, but 2012 has to be the worst film ever produced by an american studio.
There is not a single scene in this film that isn't implausible, illogical, or contrived, and with dialog that's on-the-nose, cliched and maudlin all at the same time.
There are moments of real human peril interrupted for sitcom-level humor.
There are moments of monumental catastrophe paused to discuss banal domestic issues.
The CGI is laughable, with no bearing on real world physics or scale.
Why would people pay 1 billion euros to gain passage on a ship in a world where money will have no value?
Why should I care, in a world where billions of lives have been snuffed out in a day, that a little girl stopped wetting her pants?
I could literally write a 20,000 word essay on how epically bad this film is, in a way that far surpasses the silly, cheesy fun of films like Independence Day or Day After Tomorrow. It's ludicrous to the point where even MST3K couldn't make fun of it. It is a spoof of itself.
Finally netflixed this.
I ususally hate whenever anyone uses 'best ever / worst ever' hyperbole, but 2012 has to be the worst film ever produced by an american studio.
There is not a single scene in this film that isn't implausible, illogical, or contrived, and with dialog that's on-the-nose, cliched and maudlin all at the same time.
There are moments of real human peril interrupted for sitcom-level humor.
There are moments of monumental catastrophe paused to discuss banal domestic issues.
The CGI is laughable, with no bearing on real world physics or scale.
Why would people pay 1 billion euros to gain passage on a ship in a world where money will have no value?
Why should I care, in a world where billions of lives have been snuffed out in a day, that a little girl stopped wetting her pants?
I could literally write a 20,000 word essay on how epically bad this film is, in a way that far surpasses the silly, cheesy fun of films like Independence Day or Day After Tomorrow. It's ludicrous to the point where even MST3K couldn't make fun of it. It is a spoof of itself.
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