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  • Your five worst films......

    Let it rip. What films do you think are TERRIBLE!

    Here are mine (and yes- I know- a few will be controversial)

    Inception
    Avatar
    The Dark Knight Rises
    Lost In Translation
    Reservoir Dogs

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    Re: Your five worst films......

    You mean out of popular films that most people like?

    Because none of those come even close to something like Birdemic.

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    • #3
      Re: Your five worst films......

      Just movies that you PASSIONATELY HATE.

      We're not talking about stuff like PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE or THE ROOM.

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      • #4
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        Can't come up with a list, but I started watching New Year's Eve by accident (not knowing anything about it) and almost shot myself in the face.

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        • #5
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          Those choices aren't controversial. They're wrong.

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          • #6
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            It's obvious you want to make a statement about very popular/revered films so you'd be better off just being honest and saying so rather than calling your thread "five worst films" because no way in hell, even accounting for subjective taste, are they the worst 5 films ever made.
            M.A.G.A.

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            • #7
              Re: Your five worst films......

              There's a noted and important difference between you or me hating something, and that something being terrible.

              I dislike The English Patient on a very visceral level. That don't mean it's a bad movie.



              That being said, "Virus" is so bad that my wife and I got into a fight about nothing after watching it. It is so bad that it poisons moods.

              And "A.I."; I've never seen a movie theatre audience that close to just up and rioting during the last interminable act of an overly-long film. There was a distinct atmosphere of "If this damn thing doesn't end SOON, I'm going to light things on fire and throw rocks at the police."

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              • #8
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                The Godfather -- what a yawner.
                I'm never wrong. Reality is just stubborn.

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                • #9
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                  OK everyone....Fine, maybe I should have titled the thread differently. I had simply read a thread that was surveying people on their favorite directors, and thought - "hey- this could be an interesting topic"

                  Clearly the films I mentioned have much in the way of positive qualities.

                  Except Avatar, that is

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                  • #10
                    Re: Your five worst films......

                    Originally posted by Cinemaas View Post
                    Let it rip. What films do you think are TERRIBLE!

                    Here are mine (and yes- I know- a few will be controversial)

                    Inception
                    Avatar
                    The Dark Knight Rises
                    Lost In Translation
                    Reservoir Dogs
                    What a cry for attention.

                    Don't you have something to do besides lean on DDP for your social needs? Try writing.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Your five worst films......

                      CITIZEN KANE - what a stinkeroo!

                      GODFATHER 1 & 2 - a snoozefest. But GODFATHER 3 almost made the franchise worthwhile.

                      TRUE ROMANCE - almost as bad as PULP FICTION.

                      THE USUAL SUSPECTS - but at least it set the stage for Guy Ritchie & SMOKIN' ACES.

                      Anything by Akira Kurosawa, "the Johns" Ford & Huston or any other remotely Celtic dead white guy, Frederico Fellatio-ini, that drip Vittorio DiSica (don't-s sic-a yo' dog on dat-a sick pooch!), or any European director pre-RUN LOLA RUN.

                      Does that cover it? (Har har did i get y'r GOAT?)

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                      • #12
                        Re: Your five worst films......

                        Originally posted by Cinemaas View Post
                        Just movies that you PASSIONATELY HATE.
                        Passionately hating anything is just ultimately self destructive dude . The worlds got enough hate in it without writers turning on each others efforts.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Your five worst films......
                          • Jonas Brothers, 3-D
                          • Glee the 3D Concert Movie
                          • Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus Best of Both Worlds
                          • Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
                          • The Great Scout & Cathouse Thursday
                          On Twitter @DeadManSkipping

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                          • #14
                            A Very Short List

                            Originally posted by Max Otto Schrenck View Post
                            Does that cover it?
                            No.

                            1) THERESIENSTADT. EIN DOKUMENTARFILM AUS DEM JÜDISCHEN SIEDLUNGSGEBIET
                            JEKYLL & CANADA (free .mp4 download @ Vimeo.com)

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                            • #15
                              Re: Your five worst films......

                              Originally posted by thestuart View Post
                              Passionately hating anything is just ultimately self destructive dude . The worlds got enough hate in it without writers turning on each others efforts.
                              Great post.
                              M.A.G.A.

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