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  • #16
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    This isn't just two hours of Portman and Kunis getting it on? Other stuff gets in the way?

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    • #17
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      I'm assuming the bad skin is a plot point (stress?) since even the trailer makes a big deal of her having a mysterious rash.

      I think you might be needed in the SALT thread, Angelina Jolie still has a couple of flaws that weren't pointed out.

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      • #18
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        Natalie Portman doesn't have any flaws. That's why I thought the bad skin was bizarre. And it's so jarring, it has to be related to the story somehow.
        Last night, Jesus appeared to me in a dream and told me that loving me is the part of His job He hates the most.

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        • #19
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          Originally posted by doubler83 View Post
          This isn't just two hours of Portman and Kunis getting it on?
          If not, someone missed a big opportunity at some severe box office revenue.

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          • #20
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            Originally posted by Biohazard View Post
            If not, someone missed a big opportunity at some severe box office revenue.
            Oh, is that why every script I read has girl on girl action come out of nowhere?

            Just out of curiosity and because there's no way I'm going to look it up, what movies with girl on girl action have been big hits?

            Mulholland Drive did $20,117,339 worldwide. I know that because I memorize everything David Lynch related.
            Last night, Jesus appeared to me in a dream and told me that loving me is the part of His job He hates the most.

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            • #21
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              Well, there was JENNIFER'S BOD--- wait, no, nevermind.

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              • #22
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                Originally posted by NatachaVonBraun View Post
                Oh, is that why every script I read has girl on girl action come out of nowhere?

                Just out of curiosity and because there's no way I'm going to look it up, what movies with girl on girl action have been big hits?

                Mulholland Drive did $20,117,339 worldwide. I know that because I memorize everything David Lynch related.
                You know I was making a joke about how guys would love to see Portman and Kunis get it on, right?

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                • #23
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                  Bound: Domestic Total Gross: $3,802,260
                  Couldn't find worldwide.
                  Last night, Jesus appeared to me in a dream and told me that loving me is the part of His job He hates the most.

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                  • #24
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                    Originally posted by Biohazard View Post
                    You know I was making a joke about how guys would love to see Portman and Kunis get it on, right?
                    Yes, I know it was a joke but I'm trying to prove that men would rather see giant robots blow **** up than two women kissing/having sex.
                    Last night, Jesus appeared to me in a dream and told me that loving me is the part of His job He hates the most.

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                    • #25
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                      Originally posted by NatachaVonBraun View Post
                      Yes, I know it was a joke but I'm trying to prove that men would rather see giant robots blow **** up than two women kissing/having sex.
                      You're nuts. Excuse me while I go watch THE L WORD.

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                      • #26
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                        Originally posted by Biohazard View Post
                        You know I was making a joke about how guys would love to see Portman and Kunis get it on, right?
                        I don't even know what's real anymore!

                        /storms out of the room in tears

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                        • #27
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                          I don't know if you guys noticed but Larry Wachowski has officially been changed to Lana on IMDB.
                          Last night, Jesus appeared to me in a dream and told me that loving me is the part of His job He hates the most.

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                          • #28
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                            Originally posted by NatachaVonBraun View Post
                            I don't know if you guys noticed but Larry Wachowski has officially been changed to Lana on IMDB.
                            Old news: http://www.uncoached.com/2010/01/22/...rry-wachowski/

                            And robo-porn does not beat girl-on-girl porn.
                            Nobody's perfect.

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                            • #29
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                              Originally posted by NatachaVonBraun View Post
                              Yes, I know it was a joke but I'm trying to prove that men would rather see giant robots blow **** up than two women kissing/having sex.
                              Not a f'ing chance.

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                              • #30
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                                Originally posted by NatachaVonBraun View Post
                                Yes, I know it was a joke but I'm trying to prove that men would rather see giant robots blow **** up than two women kissing/having sex.
                                You are completely wrong in a cinematic context.

                                Guys don't want to see two women go it at while they're in a room full of strangers. That is typically reserved for private home viewing.

                                Nobody is downloading clips of robots and explosions at home because we have the movies for that. It's something that isn't creepy and awkward to view in a room full of strangers.

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