As expected, Ninja Assassin was a terrible movie. But minus the dreadfully slow first act, it was also a lot of fun to watch. What can I say, I'm a big fan of excessive gratuitous violence. Spraying blood and flying severed limps are just meant for the big screen. Anyone else see it?
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Originally posted by mtoomey View Posti will be seeing it in hell...over and over again as I'm sodomized by David Hasselhoff wearing a steel wool glove.
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Originally posted by jboffer View PostAs expected, Ninja Assassin was a terrible movie. But minus the dreadfully slow first act, it was also a lot of fun to watch. What can I say, I'm a big fan of excessive gratuitous violence. Spraying blood and flying severed limps are just meant for the big screen. Anyone else see it?
But my friend (and you) had fun, and that's all that really matters for a popcorn flick.
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Originally posted by jyangwrites View Post
But my friend (and you) had fun, and that's all that really matters for a popcorn flick.
MTIf Lindsey Lohan has a child, and that child will lead...I will follow.
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i saw it. thought it was a decent popcorn flick. i knew what to expect and didnt go in with high expectations due to all the not so great word of mouth. every single minute of this was cliche. you could literally guess what was going to happen scene after scene. just wanted to see some action and it had some cool fighting scenes...i've never seen so much digital blood in my life in a studio picture. that made it a little lame.One must be fearless and tenacious when pursuing their dreams. If you don't, regret will be your reward.
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Was I the only one surprised by how relatively little action this thing had? Large sections of the movie were pretty damn slow.
I was expecting wall-to-wall action without even the pretense of having a story. Something more like Shoot 'Em Up. Just wholly and unapologetically a series of action set pieces.
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Did anyone else feel this had a better horror atmosphere than about 95% of Hollywood horrors released in the last few years? I don't know if it was intentional, but I saw the Ninja's as a force comparible to Predator and/or Aliens. You could easily cut the trailer to make a survival horror
Don't get me wrong, the film was trash, but it had some atmosphere which Hollywood has been missing for years (watch foreign horrors for atmosphere).
I'd like to see McTeigue have a shot at a horror.
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Originally posted by Juno Styles View Posti saw it. thought it was a decent popcorn flick. i knew what to expect and didnt go in with high expectations due to all the not so great word of mouth. every single minute of this was cliche. you could literally guess what was going to happen scene after scene. just wanted to see some action and it had some cool fighting scenes...i've never seen so much digital blood in my life in a studio picture. that made it a little lame.
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Originally posted by Gwai Lo View PostTerrible crap. Wins the Redundant Title of the Year award though.
It isn't ninja assassin as in "a ninja who is an assassin."
It's ninja assassin as in "an assassin who kills ninjas."
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