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Old 12-18-2008, 09:41 PM   #1
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Default A good laugh

I saw the following post for "screenwriter wanted." Pretty funny.

Buyer Name: Pala
Company: P&J Film Productions
Credits: n/a
Is there money upfront? Deferred Pay
Contact Info: 240 582-7946
Contact Person: Pala and Jackie
Years In Business: 2 years
Email: Contact Me
Writer Wanted: P&J Film Productions is currently hiring for a screenwriter to write a horror film!! Must: * Drive * Have a laptop *Be flexible * Must have some experience in writing a script If interested and want to know more information, please call 240 582-7946. This is deferred pay. Remember to do your research before entering into a contract. HLS assumes no liability.
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:59 PM   #2
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P & J must really stand for Putz and Jerkoff Productions...
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Old 12-26-2008, 05:48 AM   #3
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Re. Must * Have a laptop.

I guess that precludes Quentin Tarantino then--he writes in long hand.
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Old 12-26-2008, 08:15 AM   #4
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Yes, these clowns are in my neck of the woods (DC Metro area), and if you think the above posting is funny, you should have seen their initial Craigslist posts where the were insisting in the ads that the writer "must be at least 38 years old."
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Old 12-27-2008, 10:02 AM   #5
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I have to find another ad that cracked me up and post it here. They want a ghostwriter with no pay.

So, no credit and no money. Now don't all beg me for the email address.

Happy Holiday

ETA: Here it is:

Hip-Hop Ghostwriter (NYC)

Reply to: [?]
Date: 2008-12-27, 6:34AM EST

Looking to team up with a ghostwriter who can write to any track

This would be a great opportunity and a lot of fun

Email me right now at

Location: NYC
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay

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