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  • #31
    Re: Fun short screenplay contest, Sep 7 deadline

    No one said anything about writing in English, in the rules.

    Suivez votre coeur, mon ami.

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    • #32
      Re: Shout if you're interested

      Originally posted by dpaterso View Post
      Welcome to September. Not that anyone's counting, but that's 7 days remaining till deadline! Do YOU know where your story is?
      I think my joke backfired or farted. My script is just about finished has in finland etc. should have been english.

      I think I'll stick with writing Non-coms. And non-thrillers and non-horrors... sigh
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      • #33
        Re: Shout if you're interested

        Originally posted by GucciGhostXXX View Post
        I might join this.

        Just kidding. All of you are WAY better than me. I ain't stupid.
        You think when Common gets called out, he punks out and walks away? NO! He steps up!

        You can talk the talk, and I know you can walk the walk! Show us how it's done!

        Let's do this!

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        • #34
          Re: Fun short screenplay contest, Sep 7 deadline

          Okay I have 7 pages. You have a contender
          I heard the starting gun


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          • #35
            Re: Shout if you're interested

            Originally posted by ActionStar View Post
            You think when Common gets called out, he punks out and walks away? NO! He steps up!

            You can talk the talk, and I know you can walk the walk! Show us how it's done!

            Let's do this!
            Ha! Good point.

            Thing is, I'm right in the middle of moving. My world is friggin' nutz right now.

            But... I still might do it if I can find time. But... I wouldn't expect mine to be the best. Maybe the weirdest, dumbest, most idiotic ("DUDE... FUKK IS THIS BULLSH!t????" HA! See! Told you, bruh!). Maybe I'd win the "and here's worst fukkin one!" award. LOL

            I know you guys can write!
            Last edited by GucciGhostXXX; 09-04-2019, 12:15 PM.
            Bruh, fukkin *smooches*! Feel me? Ha!

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            • #36
              Re: Fun short screenplay contest, Sep 7 deadline

              Reminder bump, only 4 days to deadline, including today!

              Hey here's an opinion:

              Any samurai warrior who has optioned or sold a screenplay should maybe think about staying away from these fun contests, lest the peasant militia bring dishonor upon you, your family, your ancestors and your cow.

              Unless you're an arrogant S.O.B. who has complete confidence that you'll wipe the floor with the opposition.

              /opinion

              /plays EYE OF THE TIGER at full volume.

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              • #37
                Re: Fun short screenplay contest, Sep 7 deadline

                Originally posted by dpaterso View Post
                Reminder bump, only 4 days to deadline, including today!

                Hey here's an opinion:

                Any samurai warrior who has optioned or sold a screenplay should maybe think about staying away from these fun contests, lest the peasant militia bring dishonor upon you, your family, your ancestors and your cow.

                Unless you're an arrogant S.O.B. who has complete confidence that you'll wipe the floor with the opposition.

                /opinion

                /plays EYE OF THE TIGER at full volume.
                Yup... exactly what I’m afraid of.

                Pretty sure I’d get my ass kicked by you guys. “Oh... so you thought you could write? Dude, NOPE! Read this... now cry!”
                Bruh, fukkin *smooches*! Feel me? Ha!

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                • #38
                  Re: Fun short screenplay contest, Sep 7 deadline

                  Originally posted by GucciGhostXXX View Post
                  Yup... exactly what I’m afraid of.

                  Pretty sure I’d get my ass kicked by you guys. “Oh... so you thought you could write? Dude, NOPE! Read this... now cry!”

                  No. The worst would be you fit right in a bunch of vanilla writers.


                  On second thought depat writes his entries wearing nothing but a kilt. That's what I've heard, anyways.
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                  • #39
                    Re: Fun short screenplay contest, Sep 7 deadline

                    Originally posted by Mark Somers View Post
                    On second thought depat writes his entries wearing nothing but a kilt. That's what I've heard, anyways.
                    You say that as if it's wrong somehow. Is that your idea of kinky erotica? Consider adding it to your screenplay.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Fun short screenplay contest, Sep 7 deadline

                      Kinky erotica is wearing a kilt pulled up to your armpits.
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                      • #41
                        Re: Fun short screenplay contest, Sep 7 deadline


                        I can't believe there's only today
                        and tomorrow to finish this script!


                        Well what's it about, your script?


                        It's about a duck who questions his
                        place in the universe. Why is he here,
                        what is his purpose? He needs to
                        know and he needs to know now.


                        That's incredibly moving, Ernie. Wow.


                        Nah it's about a superhero called The
                        Incredible Shrinking Dick, his name's
                        Dick and he shrinks like Ant-Man only
                        he looks a lot older than Ant-Man does,
                        and he punches people in the dick.

                        I can't believe there's only today and tomorrow to finish this script!

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                        • #42
                          Re: Fun short screenplay contest, Sep 7 deadline

                          Submitted. You have your last place getta again. Now just get the first place and the also rans
                          I heard the starting gun


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                          • #43
                            Re: Fun short screenplay contest, Sep 7 deadline

                            I'm almost there. I'm sprinting for last place.


                            True story: In grade school I went out for track and in the first race I was ever in I was so far behind that they were putting up the finish tape for the next race before I got to the finish line.
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                            • #44
                              Re: Fun short screenplay contest, Sep 7 deadline

                              Yay for last placers! We get to appreciate the scenery more.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Fun short screenplay contest, Sep 7 deadline

                                Submitted.
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