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Old 10-04-2008, 10:01 PM   #1
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Default Movies you wish Bill Martell would'a wrote

Cloverfield. The monster would'a got blowed up.

The Brady Bunch. Jan would'a got blowed up.

Little Miss Sunshine. The little girl should'a got blowed up.

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Old 10-04-2008, 10:08 PM   #2
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Breakfast Club. They all would'a got blowed up.

Except for Bender who's a robot.
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Old 10-04-2008, 10:11 PM   #3
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Who's Bender, twk? I don't remember him.

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P.S. I dig the Breakfast Club, man. But your post is funny.
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Old 10-04-2008, 10:54 PM   #4
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CLOVERFIELD....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK60n-T25FY

I didn't write that - but a director I hate (he completely screwed up one of my scripts) made it.

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Which one of his did you write? Was it the da vinci coed?
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I sold a spec called THE VICTIM'S WIFE which became IMPLICATED (aka VICTIM OF DESIRE). MGM oddly enough.

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CLOVERFIELD....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK60n-T25FY

I didn't write that - but a director I hate (he completely screwed up one of my scripts) made it.

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That's sort of a bummer... I wouldn't say that I'm a fan of the man's oeuvre, but I admire his productivity, tenacity and low-rent Corman ethos. And he's one of the few working directors that still abides by the "If all else fails, throw in some boobs" approach to no-budget film-making.

Although there's a vignette in 976-EVIL II that is a classic "Memorable Moment in an Otherwise Worthless Movie"
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Although there's a vignette in 976-EVIL II that is a classic "Memorable Moment in an Otherwise Worthless Movie"
"Every time you hear a bell, another zombie rises from hell!"
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Which one of his did you write? Was it the da vinci coed?
you're missing an 's'.

Mmmmmm Vitruvian coeds.
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you're missing an 's'.
With only one coed, who would wash her back in the shower? Or her front? I'm sure this is a *clean* film and that means showering regularly.

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