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Old 06-18-2018, 12:43 PM   #21
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I'm sure we can emote how we feel using the magic of interpretative dance instead. ...
Anything that doesn't require my attempting to attain some form of writing quality is something I'm keen to look into.

If something can't be arranged I might have to bypass this contest altogether and set up a "sell my vote to the highest bidder" enterprise. (It could go as high as 25. WhooEEE!)
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Old 06-19-2018, 05:32 PM   #22
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Except I'm too lazy to carry it out. ...

I know, I'll write the same script 12 times but change the name of the characters.

Yeah! That's the ticket!
That gives me an idea for a totally original story about a summer camp murderer...

He wears a...catcher's mask and his name is "Jayshun" (he's a millennial murderer) and he likes to cut people up with a motorized...um...weed wacker. But he really gets bloodthirsty on the weekends. Saturday the 14th is a special day to celebrate with a little light dismemberment.
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Old 06-21-2018, 09:47 AM   #23
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Got a theme and a rough idea for a plot. I'm in.
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Old 06-21-2018, 02:35 PM   #24
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I'm in as well.
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Old 06-22-2018, 12:31 AM   #25
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I had to dig back through my last contest hosting thread ( Dog days of summer ) to find the software that allows me to use pdfs without pulling my hair out. WriterDuet. Suggested by StoryWriter.

8 pages maximum.

Set in a Summer camp.

Deadline will be three weeks from today. Friday the 13nth of July.

email your pdfs to markwriting@hotmail.com. Formatted texts accepted too.

Multiple entries OK.

Good Luck
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Old 06-22-2018, 08:24 AM   #26
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Woo hoo!
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Old 06-23-2018, 08:37 PM   #27
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Time to put my stinking cap on.
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Old 06-25-2018, 04:31 AM   #28
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Time to put my stinking cap on.
Caps?! We don't have any caps. We don't need no stinking caps!

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Old 06-25-2018, 03:23 PM   #29
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Caps?! We don't have any caps. We don't need no stinking caps!

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I think you mean:

CAPS! WE DON'T HAVE ANY CAPS. WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING CAPS!



(yeah, yeah. I know I'm not that clever.)
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Old 06-25-2018, 04:45 PM   #30
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[quote=Uber driver]Cabs?! We don't have any cabs. We don't need no stinking cabs!

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