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  • What do you get when you cross...

    Probably not the right forum but here goes.

    A while back I dreamt a riddle.


    What do you get when you cross a road with a chicken?


    I woke up before the answer, thinking, 'WTF?' .

    Do any creative minds or funny guys here have any suggestions?

    Mark

    ///-¿o\\\
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  • #2
    Re: What do you get when you cross...

    Roadkill?
    If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
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    • #3
      Re: What do you get when you cross...

      Road House chicken fried rice.
      Highway to chicks
      A street hen named desire
      Nightmare on **** street (porn)
      Henway park
      Henneral Hospital
      Henny straight away
      Chicken a la Road


      No clue man
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      • #4
        Re: What do you get when you cross...

        Originally posted by Mpimentel View Post

        A street hen named desire
        LOL Classic.
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        • #5
          Re: What do you get when you cross...

          Something that's never on its own side.

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          • #6
            Re: What do you get when you cross...

            You get a Catholic chicken.

            How do you know it's Catholic?

            It keeps crossing itself.

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            • #7
              Re: What do you get when you cross...

              Dinnertime in West Virginia?
              "I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.-- Peter De Vries

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              • #8
                Re: What do you get when you cross...

                Chicken Strip.

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                • #9
                  Re: What do you get when you cross...

                  Tar & Feathers?

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                  • #10
                    Re: What do you get when you cross...

                    Originally posted by RogerOThornhill View Post
                    Tar & Feathers?
                    Very, very good
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                    • #11
                      Re: What do you get when you cross...

                      A clucking road that lays eggs?
                      "I just couldn't live in a world without me."

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                      • #12
                        Re: What do you get when you cross...

                        Chicken a la Road Rash?
                        "I just couldn't live in a world without me."

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                        • #13
                          Re: What do you get when you cross...

                          What do you get when you cross a road with a chicken?

                          What if we are reading it incorrectly? We are reading it as crossing A and B...

                          it says crossing A WITH B..

                          Meaning, what if we are crossing the street holding the chicken? Or Crossing the road along with the chicken?

                          That changes the answers, maybe it had to do with that ?
                          "We're going to be rich!" - 1/2 hr COMEDY written/directed/edited by me, I also act in it.
                          SUBTITLED
                          Episode 1 (Beef pills)
                          Episode 2 (African commercial)
                          Episode 3 (Brenda's rescue)

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