Firstly, does the thread title make sense?
We start in one bedroom where Nick and Karen are just lying there but making all the sex noises. (Oh, Nick! Oh, Karen! Oh, Baby! Oh, Yeah! and so on) just for fun.
In the same house but a different bedroom are Karen's parents They start doing the same. (Oh, Les! Oh, Jill!) All noise, no action, except maybe shaking the bed vigorously.
That becomes a split screen. With me so far? Good.
Then we scroll to the right and a third bedroom (neighbours' house, Nick's parents actually) comes into picture and the first bedroom moves out. So then we've got bedrooms two and three. (Oh, Ian! Oh, Alice!)
But we keep scrolling slowly across and a fourth bedroom comes into view. Bedroom two moves off screen.
And so on.
Everbody can hear everbody else and it's all one big joke.
Except bedroom five. In that bedroom (dark) a couple is doing it for real but they are very quiet about it.
Bedrooms six and seven are like the others. Big neighbourhood joke.
Then finally in bedroom eight are a couple in their 70's, Edith and Bill. That then becomes full screen.
In case you're wondering, Edith is sitting up reading. Bill is trying to sleep. Edith nudges Bill and says (asks) Oh, Bill? Oh, Bill?
Bill pushes her hand away. Oh, piss off, Woman!
Anyhoo, the question is, how the hell do I format something like that?
We start in one bedroom where Nick and Karen are just lying there but making all the sex noises. (Oh, Nick! Oh, Karen! Oh, Baby! Oh, Yeah! and so on) just for fun.
In the same house but a different bedroom are Karen's parents They start doing the same. (Oh, Les! Oh, Jill!) All noise, no action, except maybe shaking the bed vigorously.
That becomes a split screen. With me so far? Good.
Then we scroll to the right and a third bedroom (neighbours' house, Nick's parents actually) comes into picture and the first bedroom moves out. So then we've got bedrooms two and three. (Oh, Ian! Oh, Alice!)
But we keep scrolling slowly across and a fourth bedroom comes into view. Bedroom two moves off screen.
And so on.
Everbody can hear everbody else and it's all one big joke.
Except bedroom five. In that bedroom (dark) a couple is doing it for real but they are very quiet about it.
Bedrooms six and seven are like the others. Big neighbourhood joke.
Then finally in bedroom eight are a couple in their 70's, Edith and Bill. That then becomes full screen.
In case you're wondering, Edith is sitting up reading. Bill is trying to sleep. Edith nudges Bill and says (asks) Oh, Bill? Oh, Bill?
Bill pushes her hand away. Oh, piss off, Woman!
Anyhoo, the question is, how the hell do I format something like that?
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