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    Here's the latest writer's joke going around in the industry.

    A writer has several unfinished scripts. He just can't seem to finish any of them. One morning he wakes up and on his desk is a completed script. He looks around; shrugs his shoulders and decides to submit it to his agent. The agent sells the script for a low six figure deal.

    The next morning the writer finds another finished script on his desk. He looks around; shrugs his shoulders and decides to submit it to his agent. This time, the agent sells it for a cool million. The writer is the talk of the town getting deals left and right.

    Late one night, he gets up and walks over to his desk. Typing away on his computer is a Leprachaun. The person who's been writing all these scripts. The writer asks him "thank you so much for helping me! I'll give you anything you want, just name it. Wine...women...drugs. Anything!

    The Leprachaun looks at him and says, "well I could use co-writer credits".

    The writer takes one look at the Leprachaun; flicks him off and says "@#%$ you!".

    thought you might get a kick out of it. :lol

    Chinaboxer

  • #2
    What was the middle part?

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    • #3
      okay then.

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      • #4
        What was the middle part?
        In the industry, we call this "Act II" <innocently>

        -Derek
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        One of the many reasons you should never listen to dpat ~PipeWriter

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        • #5
          joke

          It would have been funnier if the leprachaun had been a fairy.

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          • #6
            Here's the latest writer's joke going around in the industry.
            That's funny.

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            • #7
              I enjoyed it.

              Man, this is a tough crowd. Someone tries to tell a joke to lighten up some tight asses around here and they critique it.

              I think half you people must write six pages of critical and detailed notes to your sex partners about their performance immediately following a roll in the hay.

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              • #8
                Re: I enjoyed it.

                Nope. Before. It does no good to write it afterward.

                I liked the joke, chinaboxer. I smiled.

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                • #9
                  :lol Very funny joke brother! One which only a true screenwriter could appreciate.

                  Peace.

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                  • #10
                    Someone is making the assumption that the Leprechaun wasn't a fairy. Now, now, let's not fall victim to stereotyping!

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