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  • Thus Spake Turkey Contest

    Back by popular demand...

    OK not really but could be fun.


    Right?

    Right?


    Come on work with me here folks.

    Write 6 pages about Thanksgiving from a turkey's point of view.

    Due midnight of the Sunday following Thanksgiving.

    Easy.

    Good Luck

  • #2
    Re: Thus Spake Turkey Contest

    I'm in !

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    • #3
      Thus Spake Turkey Contest

      Originally posted by clueless View Post
      Write 6 pages about Thanksgiving from a turkey's point of view.

      Due midnight of the Sunday following Thanksgiving.
      Thanksgiving was last October 12th!

      Turkey's POV, eh?
      JEKYLL & CANADA (free .mp4 download @ Vimeo.com)

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      • #4
        Re: Thus Spake Turkey Contest

        I can just make a few adjustments to my unused Halloween entry and call it "Did the turkey take his medication".

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        • #5
          Re: Thus Spake Turkey Contest

          Originally posted by maralyn View Post
          I can just make a few adjustments to my unused Halloween entry and call it "Did the turkey take his medication".


          These contests are sooooooooooo easy.

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          • #6
            Re: Thus Spake Turkey Contest

            I'm in. No choice. There's this turkey following me around in Denver right now. I thought I shook it in Estes Park, but there it was, in the crusty brown prairie, perched on the back of a bull elk, it's bleached, hormone-laden body menacing and odd among the twisted bristlecone and sage brush. Thanksgiving will be good if I can get rid of this bloated foul. I may have to kill it, if the coyotes don't do it first.

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            • #7
              Re: Thus Spake Turkey Contest

              Originally posted by bioprofessor View Post
              Thanksgiving will be good if I can get rid of this bloated foul. I may have to kill it
              I can think of a solution that would result in a very tasty Thanksgiving.
              "Your intuition knows what to write, so get out of the way.-
              ― Ray Bradbury

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              • #8
                Re: Thus Spake Turkey Contest

                Originally posted by Ravenlocks View Post
                I can think of a solution that would result in a very tasty Thanksgiving.
                Hmmm, maybe. Are metaphors tasty?

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                • #9
                  Re: Thus Spake Turkey Contest

                  Seeing as how I am new to the board and have never entered one of these before, can you give me some rules? How do I turn my work in?

                  I like contests where there's no real prize because then there's no pressure and lots of fun.
                  Chicks Who Script podcast

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                  • #10
                    Re: Thus Spake Turkey Contest

                    Hi emily and welcome.

                    The rules:

                    6 pages maximum.

                    Deadline: Midnight of the Sunday (the 29th) following Thanksgiving.

                    Send your submission to me "clueless" by Private Message. Note: It'll take about 2 messages to get all of 6 pages to me. The Message thing is limited to 5000 characters whereas this message is limited to 10,000 characters.

                    I'll post the entries on an "Entries Only" thread.

                    There will be about 4 days for voting. Send me "clueless" your votes.


                    Good Luck

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                    • #11
                      Re: Thus Spake Turkey Contest

                      Originally posted by bioprofessor View Post
                      Hmmm, maybe. Are metaphors tasty?
                      Depends on the seasoning.
                      "Your intuition knows what to write, so get out of the way.-
                      ― Ray Bradbury

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                      • #12
                        Re: Thus Spake Turkey Contest

                        Originally posted by clueless View Post
                        Hi emily and welcome.

                        The rules:

                        6 pages maximum.

                        Deadline: Midnight of the Sunday (the 29th) following Thanksgiving.

                        Send your submission to me "clueless" by Private Message. Note: It'll take about 2 messages to get all of 6 pages to me. The Message thing is limited to 5000 characters whereas this message is limited to 10,000 characters.

                        I'll post the entries on an "Entries Only" thread.

                        There will be about 4 days for voting. Send me "clueless" your votes.


                        Good Luck
                        Hi Clueless,

                        Is there a reward, a prize? Did I miss it?!

                        Does winner WIN a credit or something during the high end votes?
                        D. Alin
                        http://alinproduction.blogspot.com Sci-Fi/Fantasy (Basically) [Skype me at "Buyitpc" - I will surely love to talk!]

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                        • #13
                          Re: Thus Spake Turkey Contest

                          Hi David.

                          Originally posted by David Alin View Post
                          ...

                          Is there a reward, a prize? Did I miss it?!

                          Does winner WIN a credit or something during the high end votes?

                          Sorry no prizes. No rewards. And no you haven't missed much. Come to think of it this is a pretty sad contest. Plenty of Though.

                          Great company.

                          Good Luck

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                          • #14
                            Re: Thus Spake Turkey Contest

                            For The Honor.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Thus Spake Turkey Contest

                              Well, for the satifaction of beating dpat. And I guess you could say you placed in a contest.

                              And to give the turkey a voice!

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