http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_02.jpg
Oh my Gosh! Look Gladys! Aliens!!!!
Oh how exciting! Do you suppose they're here to conquer us!
Oh silly that's just in the movies!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_04.jpg
We come in peace... We are willing to share the secrets of the universe with your curious little race!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_05.jpg
You do want to know the secrets contained in this book do you not?
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_06.jpg
Are you kidding? Of course we do...
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_08.jpg
How about you others?
Others (OS) OH YES!!!!
Well then I'll just leave it right here for you to ponder
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_10.jpg
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1 month later
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Marty you're one of the best cryptoligists in the biz... you've just got to tell us the meaning of this title! Unlocking the secrets of these strange symbols could change the world forever!!!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_13.jpg
Yes I am the best... SURPRISE... already done...
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_14.jpg
My God you're good Marty! Real good! That makes me sooooo horny!
Down girl!!
General what do make of this? To serve man?
Amazing... and even though the Aliens have extremely large heads with undoubtedly 10 times our brain capacity they've come here to bow down and serve our needs... that makes a lot of sense! Quick someone get Bush on the phone... we can use this for another easy 4 in the White house...
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Meanwhile back with the helpful Aliens.
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http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_15.jpg
Yes this is perfect... with these crude x-ray images you've provided of the human form we can easily create the drugs to give the human race life everlasting!!!!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_18.jpg
Just step right onto the scale... We want to make sure we get the everlasting drug dose ratio just right for your body weight.
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_19.jpg
Oh Shirley! I'm so excited! Normally you wouldn't get me near a scale but think about it!!! Life everlasting!!!! My plastic surgeon is going to have a hissy fit!!!
MOMENTS LATER
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_24.jpg
Hey! You're going to have wait your turn for the scale like every body else Lady!
My God Marty! Wait!!!!!!!!! Don't get on that ship!!!! It's about the book!!! It's a... Get your filthy aliens hands off of me!!! MARTY!!! STOP!!!! Those aren't formula's... they're recipes!!!!!!!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_25.jpg
What about the book? Oh my God!!!! To serve man!!!! Scales? Xrays? Recipes!!!! It's all beginning to make sense now!!!
OMG!!!!! You don't mean!!!!!!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_26.jpg
THAT'S RIGHT BOYS AND GIRLS... A COOK BOOK! WHEN WE FIRST LANDED ON YOUR PLANET WE MADE THE FATAL MISTAKE OF LANDING IN CANADA AND STEALING THEIR CATTLE... THEY ALMOST WIPED OUT OUR ENTIRE COLONY OF BIG HEADS... BUT THEN WE DISCOVERED HUMANS WERE EASIER TO EAT ON CORN DOG STICKS... SO... EH... THERE YOU HAVE IT!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_26.jpg
SO PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR... LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!!!! COME ON!!! WHOOO HOOOO!!!! IT'S DINNER TIME!!!!!! MUWWWAHHHAHHHAAAAA!!!
Oh goody there's the ship!!!!
LATER
ON THE SHIP TO PLANET XYZ
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_27.jpg
Just lie back and relax Marty...
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_29.jpg
What... what are you going to do to me?
Relax pal!!! It's just an alien thing!
Hey dskufxxhrpiuh kdxxmsfglk hand me the gjnffgfgh probe and the astroglide will yeah?
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_30.jpg
DOH!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_29.jpg
So now hop onto the table like a good human!!!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_30.jpg
Wait! I've heard rumors about these probes... now look I'm a scientist and... I guess... I understand why testing is important... but is this absolutely neccessary?
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_29.jpg
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I... mean... what the hell kind of data sets do you hope to acquire from this test? DAMMIT I THINK I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!!!!!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_29.jpg
It's to make sure your done on the inside. It's a meat thermometer!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_30.jpg
DOH!
Oh my Gosh! Look Gladys! Aliens!!!!
Oh how exciting! Do you suppose they're here to conquer us!
Oh silly that's just in the movies!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_04.jpg
We come in peace... We are willing to share the secrets of the universe with your curious little race!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_05.jpg
You do want to know the secrets contained in this book do you not?
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_06.jpg
Are you kidding? Of course we do...
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_08.jpg
How about you others?
Others (OS) OH YES!!!!
Well then I'll just leave it right here for you to ponder
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_10.jpg
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1 month later
----------------
Marty you're one of the best cryptoligists in the biz... you've just got to tell us the meaning of this title! Unlocking the secrets of these strange symbols could change the world forever!!!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_13.jpg
Yes I am the best... SURPRISE... already done...
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_14.jpg
My God you're good Marty! Real good! That makes me sooooo horny!
Down girl!!
General what do make of this? To serve man?
Amazing... and even though the Aliens have extremely large heads with undoubtedly 10 times our brain capacity they've come here to bow down and serve our needs... that makes a lot of sense! Quick someone get Bush on the phone... we can use this for another easy 4 in the White house...
-----------------
Meanwhile back with the helpful Aliens.
-----------------
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_15.jpg
Yes this is perfect... with these crude x-ray images you've provided of the human form we can easily create the drugs to give the human race life everlasting!!!!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_18.jpg
Just step right onto the scale... We want to make sure we get the everlasting drug dose ratio just right for your body weight.
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_19.jpg
Oh Shirley! I'm so excited! Normally you wouldn't get me near a scale but think about it!!! Life everlasting!!!! My plastic surgeon is going to have a hissy fit!!!
MOMENTS LATER
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_24.jpg
Hey! You're going to have wait your turn for the scale like every body else Lady!
My God Marty! Wait!!!!!!!!! Don't get on that ship!!!! It's about the book!!! It's a... Get your filthy aliens hands off of me!!! MARTY!!! STOP!!!! Those aren't formula's... they're recipes!!!!!!!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_25.jpg
What about the book? Oh my God!!!! To serve man!!!! Scales? Xrays? Recipes!!!! It's all beginning to make sense now!!!
OMG!!!!! You don't mean!!!!!!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_26.jpg
THAT'S RIGHT BOYS AND GIRLS... A COOK BOOK! WHEN WE FIRST LANDED ON YOUR PLANET WE MADE THE FATAL MISTAKE OF LANDING IN CANADA AND STEALING THEIR CATTLE... THEY ALMOST WIPED OUT OUR ENTIRE COLONY OF BIG HEADS... BUT THEN WE DISCOVERED HUMANS WERE EASIER TO EAT ON CORN DOG STICKS... SO... EH... THERE YOU HAVE IT!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_26.jpg
SO PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR... LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!!!! COME ON!!! WHOOO HOOOO!!!! IT'S DINNER TIME!!!!!! MUWWWAHHHAHHHAAAAA!!!
Oh goody there's the ship!!!!
LATER
ON THE SHIP TO PLANET XYZ
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_27.jpg
Just lie back and relax Marty...
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_29.jpg
What... what are you going to do to me?
Relax pal!!! It's just an alien thing!
Hey dskufxxhrpiuh kdxxmsfglk hand me the gjnffgfgh probe and the astroglide will yeah?
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_30.jpg
DOH!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_29.jpg
So now hop onto the table like a good human!!!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_30.jpg
Wait! I've heard rumors about these probes... now look I'm a scientist and... I guess... I understand why testing is important... but is this absolutely neccessary?
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_29.jpg
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I... mean... what the hell kind of data sets do you hope to acquire from this test? DAMMIT I THINK I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!!!!!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_29.jpg
It's to make sure your done on the inside. It's a meat thermometer!
http://www.thetzsite.com/gallery/season3/089_30.jpg
DOH!
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