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    Title:Attorneys at Raw
    Logline:Two young attorneys decide they want to become rappers. Writer:David Krumholtz Agency:Gersh Agency, Inc., The (L.A.) Mngmnt Firm:Collective, The Lawyer:Warren Dern Worst title everLaw Firm:Sloane, Offer, Weber & Dern Studio:Universal Pictures Prod. Co:Apatow Productions Genre:Comedy Logged:4/5/2007 More:Pitch. Judd Apatow will produce. Krumholtz will also star. Universal's Holly Bario will oversee.

    "Until the Lion writes his own story, the tale of the hunt will always glorify the hunter." -African Proverb

  • #2
    Re: Worst title ever

    Worst Title Ever is the... title? That's the [wait for it...] -- do I even need to say it?

    The legacy of Malibu's Most Wanted. Argh!
    I'm like an opening band for the sun.
    -- Eddie Vedder: "Push Me / Pull Me"

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    • #3
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      I really think the concept sucks as well IMO. Sigh.
      Never mistake motion for action. ~Ernest Hemingway

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      • #4
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        Wow, this runs circles around "The Happening"

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by Jakkal View Post
          Wow, this runs circles around "The Happening"
          I'm like an opening band for the sun.
          -- Eddie Vedder: "Push Me / Pull Me"

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          • #6
            Re: Worst title ever

            I really don't think ATTORNEYS AT RAW is a bad title for a movie about two lawyers who become rappers. Just look at the alternatives they had to consider:

            12 ANGRY SUCKAS

            A FEW GOOD HOMIES

            ANATOMY OF A MURK

            AND JIGGY FOR ALL

            BEANTOWN LEGAL

            INHERIT THE HOOD

            RESHIZZLE OF FORTUNE

            WIZZLE FOR THE PROSECUTION

            And who can forget the timeless classic --

            TO POP A CAP IN A MOCKINGBIRD'S A$$

            "THIMK." - Amomynous

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            • #7
              Re: Worst title ever

              I have to admit that I really thought the concept was bad, too.
              And I was shocked that the annoying elf, Bernard, from the Santa Clause movies had enough juice to star in anything.

              But then I just assumed that the script must be so undeniably funny that the studio and everyone involved felt like they just couldn't pass it up. Because I can't imagine that Judd Apatow would get behind a stupid script.

              if anyone knows the real scoop, I'd love to hear it on this one.

              S

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              • #8
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                If David Krumholtz is the same one on CBS's "Numbers" then this is a case of connections gone awry... Or, it may just be a damn funny script too...
                Positive outcomes. Only.

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                • #9
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                  This is clearly based on my life story.

                  The name of my band was "Uminum versus Smash and the Beat Pirates"
                  "Take the thing you love, and make it your life"--Californication. [email protected]

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                  • #10
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                    Look at the bright side. With a concept like that, there`s hope for us all. God be praised.
                    "And on the seventh day, the Lord God Screenwriter looked upon the universe he had created and saw that it was perfect, and so he rested."

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                    • #11
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                      It's pretty bad... not the worst, but high on the list.

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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by R.D. Wright View Post
                        And who can forget the timeless classic --

                        TO POP A CAP IN A MOCKINGBIRD'S A$$
                        Honk!

                        -Derek

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                        • #13
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                          I wonder that the Mocking Bird's last words would be? Or is that a Minor Bird?

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