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  • Biggest Loser in a movie

    Just characters, not actors.

    "Pal" in Uncle Buck

    Perptually hanging out in a bowling alley +1
    Hitting on chicks in a bowling alley +1
    Hitting on underage chicks in a bowling alley +1
    Carrying a beer with his middle finger in the neck +1
    Offering last sip of said beer to underage chick +1
    Perpetually flipping a tooth pick between his lips +1
    Sporting scar from screwing up while flipping tooth pick between lips +1

    Score: 7
    Screenwriting is like stripping. You don't just dump your clothes on the floor. You tease as you go. And then you get screwed in a back room for money. - Craig Mazin

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    "Willie" from Bad Santa

    Pissing own pants +1
    Hitting on underage girl in arcade +1
    Cussing out little kid in front of mom +1
    Tearing up kid's advent calendar +1
    Failure to properly insult midget +1
    Getting in fight with styrofoam donkey +1
    Passing out drunk multiple times +2
    Boning fat chicks in the a$$ +1
    Almost anally raped by Sumeer +1

    Score: 10
    "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you"
    "If I didn't have inner peace I'd totally go psycho on you guys all the time." - Carl Carlson

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    • #3
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      The guy in Dreaming of Joseph Lees who sawed off his leg to keep his wife.

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      • #4
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        Definitely the guy who play "the President" in "Fahrenheit 9/11."

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        • #5
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          The Dude

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          • #6
            Re: Biggest Loser in a movie

            Originally posted by Joe Unidos
            Definitely the guy who play "the President" in "Fahrenheit 9/11."
            ^5!

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by vmf
              The Dude
              BLASPHEMER!

              Didn't you hear? The Dude abides.
              "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you"
              "If I didn't have inner peace I'd totally go psycho on you guys all the time." - Carl Carlson

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              • #8
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                The Dude? Jesus gets my vote. Don't **** with the Jesus. Pure genius filmmaking.

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                • #9
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                  Marvin in Pulp Fiction

                  Leads two mob assassins to his friends' apartment: +5
                  Gets his brains blown out by accident: +10

                  Subtotal: 15
                  Bonus for most Loser points per minute of screen time: +5

                  Score: 20

                  Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself.
                  It is a hallmark of an authoritarian regime.
                  -- Potter Stewart

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                  • #10
                    Re: Biggest Loser in a movie

                    In Sideways, Miles steals from his mom.

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                    • #11
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                      Apollo Creed. First he gets beaten by a brainless turnip, to everyone's shame, then a Commie comes along and turns his lights out permanently. Loser points overload.

                      -Derek
                      My Web Page - shameless vampyre fiction & other shameless writings.
                      This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed.

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                      • #12
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                        Jerry Lundegaard in Fargo.

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                        • #13
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                          PSH's character in Boogie Nights. C'mon people... really, have you ever seen a bigger loser? Closely followed by PSH in Happiness. And PSH in Along Came Polly. And Love Liza... and... and...










                          I love PSH.

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                          • #14
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                            In True Lies...Simon played by Bill Paxton.

                            Harry has Simon on the edge of a long drop off, threatens to shoot him for being a spy.

                            Simon: (crying) I have to lie to women to get laid. And I don't score much. I got a really small dick, it's pathetic.

                            Piss runs downs Simon's leg.

                            Simon: Would a spy pee himself?
                            Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of saleable screenplays. WHO WILL JOIN ME!

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                            • #15
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                              Lilya from Lilya 4 Ever.

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