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  • Worst Cameos

    What do you think are some the most ill-conceived cameos to ever "grace" a scene of cinema, so bad that it almost (or does) sink the entire ship's worth of celluloid?


    Here are some ideas to start jonzin' off of.

  • #2
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    For the most part, I'm not a big fan of cameos. Unless it's something like a character reprise (a la Vin Diesel in F&F: Tokyo Drift - I know, I know, really bad example), it just takes you out of the whole movie.

    And Shyamalan's cameos are the worst. God, I hate that guy.

    I guess cameos in comedy are fine.
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    • #3
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      Funny analyses, made funnier 'cause they all hit the mark.

      Tho' I never saw Alice in Wonderland, don't watch snuff.

      -Derek

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      • #4
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        Originally posted by dpaterso View Post
        Funny analyses, made funnier 'cause they all hit the mark.

        Tho' I never saw Alice in Wonderland, don't watch snuff.

        -Derek
        I thought Bruce Willis in Ocean's Twelve worked. But I agree about the others.
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        • #5
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          "You're not supposed to fly when you're eight months pregnant" unless he's fighting a female assassin who is pretending to be pregnant in order to conceal a bomb and he's just thrown her out of an airplane at 30,000 feet, and watched her body explode in midair. That is the only scenario in which that line is acceptable coming from Bruce Willis.
          buwahahahahahah.

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          • #6
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            Quentin Tarantino in Planet Terror.

            I'm not one of those folks that are annoyed by his times on screen, but that one just dragged everything to a grinding halt.
            "Forget it, Jake. It's Hollywood."

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            • #7
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              Will Ferrell (sp) in Wedding Crashers. Not a bad cameo, but it lengthened the movie more than necessary.

              "The two things that run Hollywood are fear and greed." - Syd Field

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              • #8
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                What is funny is the "Saving Private Ryan" clip also has another cameo: Paul Giamatti.

                He's the one who sits down and crashes the wall open to reveal the Nazis...
                Positive outcomes. Only.

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                • #9
                  Worst Cameo

                  Frank Sinatra in AROUND THE WORLD IN EIGHTY DAYS.

                  The film's other big mistake was Shirley MacLaine's failure to commit suttee.
                  JEKYLL & CANADA (free .mp4 download @ Vimeo.com)

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                  • #10
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                    Since Matt Damon is on that list, I can't help but point out that he has a worse cameo than that (along with the girl from "Smallville").

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfT19lVLLf0

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                    • #11
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                      Shyamalan's maxi-cameo in Signs was the most derailing moment of the film. Suddenly, all the characters stop as they see the director of the film standing outside the door. I thought it was supposed to be a joke, and then I thought maybe the family were caught off-guard by the guy because they were racist.

                      Matt Damon couldn't have ruined Finding Forrester, because that movie was lame-brained from the very get-go. It's a movie about writing in which we never hear a piece of great writing. When Sean Connery finally reads the kid's story, the schmaltzy music swells up so that you can't hear a thing, you just see the adoring expressions of the fellow students. It treats writing like a sport instead of an art. It's Wonder Boys for idiots.

                      And yeah, there was nothing more boring Bruce Willis could have been cast as than... Bruce Willis.

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                      • #12
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                        Worst cameo -- John Travolta in Boris and Natasha.
                        Best cameo -- Robert Vaughn as Napoleon Solo in The Glass Bottom Boat.

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                        • #13
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                          Tom Hanks in Cast Away.

                          Corona
                          I love you, Reyna . . .

                          Brown-Balled by the Hollywood Clika

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                          I ain't no punk b1tch...

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                          • #14
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                            ...Bro...

                            https://actbreakdown.com

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                            • #15
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                              Paris Hilton in CAT IN THE HAT. Useless star, useless cameo, useless movie.

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