Couples Retreat is an unapologetically terrible mess of a film. I think Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn are brilliant, but they whore themselves out to too many half-assed projects. And I'm tempted to put a lot of blame on their shoulders--they both have writing credits on the movie! What are they thinking?
Now here's a twist. I haven't actually seen the movie. And I'm not going to. But I'm still right within a 99.99% certainty, and that's statistically significant enough. Not only is it one of the worst trailers of the year (I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell was pretty bad), every bit of press on it has been negative. How can you put Vince Vaughn in a movie and not deliver even one laugh in the trailers? It depresses me. I'll be extremely impressed if just one person on DD sees it and enjoys it.
I hope this movie earns zero dollars.
Now here's a twist. I haven't actually seen the movie. And I'm not going to. But I'm still right within a 99.99% certainty, and that's statistically significant enough. Not only is it one of the worst trailers of the year (I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell was pretty bad), every bit of press on it has been negative. How can you put Vince Vaughn in a movie and not deliver even one laugh in the trailers? It depresses me. I'll be extremely impressed if just one person on DD sees it and enjoys it.
I hope this movie earns zero dollars.
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