Re: Dark Knight Rises (Final Trailer)
Everyone wants to see Spidy versus Venom...so let's make the main antagonist Sandman with daddy issues...and retcon Uncle Ben's death...and an emo Spidy dance number...and we can shoehorn in the Osbourne kid...and oh yeah, Venom in the last two minutes. It'll be great.
I hope whichever suit made those decisions is living under some I-5 overpass and splits his time between drinking his own urine and giving handjobs at truck stops.
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Re: Dark Knight Rises (Final Trailer)
Originally posted by Tochirta View Postthe complaining reminds me of the complaining of Spidey 3. when everyone thought the movie was ridiculous and overboard. yet it was exactly what these same people liked in Spidey 2 just with more camp and implausible motivations.
If we're talking about Spider-Man films and crap, I offer you this analogy...
Spider-Man 2 is the feeling of fulfillment and satisfaction that you get from taking a crap. Spider-Man 3 is what you flush down the toilet after taking said crap.
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Re: Dark Knight Rises (Final Trailer)
Originally posted by Tochirta View Posthere we go...
the complaining reminds me of the complaining of Spidey 3. when everyone thought the movie was ridiculous and overboard. yet it was exactly what these same people liked in Spidey 2 just with more camp and implausible motivations.
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Re: Dark Knight Rises (Final Trailer)
here we go...
the complaining reminds me of the complaining of Spidey 3. when everyone thought the movie was ridiculous and overboard. yet it was exactly what these same people liked in Spidey 2 just with more camp and implausible motivations.
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Originally posted by christopher jon View PostIs it me or does the Dark Knight Rises have the worst promotional campaign ever. Trailers that make me not want to see the movie.
First there's Batman, then Bane, then Joseph Gordon-Levitt, then Michael Caine, then Morgan Freeman, then Gary Oldman, then Hines Ward, then Catwoman, then a bunch of other random nobodies...
Is there a story here, or did you just throw a bunch of random crap in a blender and forget to hit Start again?
It should please fans of turn-your-brain-off popcorn schlock, though.
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Re: Dark Knight Rises (Final Trailer)
Is it me or does the Dark Knight Rises have the worst promotional campaign ever. Trailers that make me not want to see the movie.
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Seems like the score didn't feel right for that trailer, compared to the others.
Still, pretty pumped.
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Re: Dark Knight Rises (Final Trailer)
Originally posted by Paradis View Posti never understood the need to see more previews or longer ones - for a film you're already determined to see.
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Re: Dark Knight Rises (Final Trailer)
i never understood the need to see more previews or longer ones - for a film you're already determined to see.
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