XXX: State of the Union

[MacG]

Neal H. Moritz is the Antichrist of motion pictures.... He must be stopped before he inflicts further damage upon the human race.

[Authorized]

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Neal is gonna be hard to stop...


Neal H. Moritz



(In Production) (2000s) (1990s)

1. Fetch (2007) (announced) (producer)
2. Untitled Maléfique Remake (2007) (announced) (producer)
3. Man with the Football (2006) (announced) (producer)
4. Vantage Point (2006) (announced) (producer)
5. Johnny Bravo (2005) (announced) (producer)
6. Big Baby (2006) (announced) (producer)
7. The Big House (2006) (announced) (producer)
8. Field Trip (2006) (announced) (producer)
9. Jack (2006) (announced) (producer)
10. I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006) (pre-production) (producer)
11. Hot Wheels (2005) (pre-production) (producer)
12. The Fast and the Furious 3 (2006) (pre-production) (producer)
13. Spy Hunter (2006) (pre-production) (producer)
14. Luke Cage (2006) (pre-production) (producer)
15. Click (2006) (filming) (producer)
16. "Prison Break" (2005) TV Series (filming) (executive producer)
17. Gridiron Gang (2006) (filming) (producer)

[JesseNC]

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I liked State of the Union. It's an action flick.. I think it accomplished its goals.

[Pen Dragon]

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that's a copout. raiders was an action flick. road warrior was an action flick. they both accomplished their action mandate and both told good stories.

Roeper: But there was no story.

Ebert: WHAT was the movie called?

Roeper: "Big bad Bombs going BOOM...a storyless feature"

Ebert: Did big bad bombs go boom?

Roeper: Yes

Ebert: was it a storyless feature?

Roeper: Yes

Ebert: 2 thumbs up!

or...

Ebert: Did it look like sh*it?

Roeper: Yes

Ebert: Did it smell like sh*it?

Roeper: Yes

Ebert: 2 thumbs up!

[JesseNC]

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The only thing I didn't really like about it was the nerdy kid. Otherwise, things went boom and I saw a tank get jacked.

Oh, and the part where Cube throws whatever it was to break the surface tension of the water, that's BS. But otherwise, it's a movie for mouthbreathers and that's who I am come movie time.

[dclary]

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I thought it was ok.

[TwoBitHack]

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Imagine a Neal Moritz / Uwe Boll production... what an unholy union that would be.

[Pen Dragon]

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Burt Reynolds is playing a king in a kingdom of animal warriors in one of Uwe Boll's next epics. Ray Liotta's in it too.

What are the chances Liotta ends up Jeffery Hunter-ing himself with a shotgun soon? Where did his career go

[MacG]

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STATE OF THE UNION was like watching a really bad parody of an action film...only no one on set got the memo it was parody and, as a result, played everything straight. Which only made things worse.

And what is with these multi-million productions that have absolutely HORRIBLE visual effects and production value? All the sets looked like crap and the FX, especially the final bullet train chase, looked pulled from a video game.

Yes, Auth, Moritz may be hard to stop...but that doesn't mean we should throw in the towel. Click on any one of those titles and read the plot synopsis: the man grows and cultivates sh!t for a living. I'm hopeful the disasterous B.O. returns for XXX: SOTU mean audiences are finally wising up to him.

But that's probably a pipe dream on my part.

[Authorized]

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Yes, Auth, Moritz may be hard to stop...but that doesn't mean we should throw in the towel. Click on any one of those titles and read the plot synopsis: the man grows and cultivates sh!t for a living.

I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006) This ain't no sh*t,'G'. It's "butta" to bubble gum teens and money in the bank for Moritz...

[MacG]

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I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006) This ain't no sh*t,'G'. It's "butta" to bubble gum teens and money in the bank for Moritz...

But wasn't STATE OF THE UNION and STEALTH supposed to be "butta" / money in the bank for Neal this summer?

[Biohazard]

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I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006) This ain't no sh*t,'G'. It's "butta" to bubble gum teens and money in the bank for Moritz...

I'm waiting for the old people version called I Forget What You Did Last Summer.

[Authorized]

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"I'm waiting for the old people version called I Forget What You Did Last Summer."