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  • #16
    Re: Who'd win?

    Gomer Pyle or Gilligan?
    Gomer would wrench Gilligan's neck.

    Seargant Carter or The Skipper?
    Carter was all bark. Skipper had forearms of steel.

    I Dream Of Jeannie or Bewitched?
    Bewitched...Jeannie's brains were in her breasts. Nice brains, though.

    Bobby Trendy or Sanjaya?
    Who the heck are these guys? Or are they girls?
    Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of saleable screenplays. WHO WILL JOIN ME!

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    • #17
      Re: Who'd win?

      Originally posted by writerman View Post
      Bobby Trendy or Sanjaya? . . . are they girls?
      Getting warmer.

      Corona
      I love you, Reyna . . .

      Brown-Balled by the Hollywood Clika

      Latino Heart Project's MEXICAN HEART...ATTACK!
      I ain't no punk b1tch...

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      • #18
        Re: Who'd win?

        Originally posted by Jcorona View Post
        And I've always wondered why that b1tch on Romper Room never saw me through her magic circle wand when she'd close the show.
        Corona
        Actually Corona, she had the biggest crush on you but didn't want anyone to see how much she really loved you.

        It's kinda sad really. Who knows what could've been if only she'd had the courage to speak up.

        Sad. So sad.
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        • #19
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          I owe you, Mark. My suspicions were correct.

          You know when you walk past a picture and the person's eyes follow you? That's what she'd do to me from TV.

          To make sure she was scheming on all this, I'd test 'er. I'd walk fast, stop on a dime and hop back. And there they were . . . her eyes on this. I'd then wanna really make sure she was eyeballin' me so I'd run, leap through the air and watch her follow my athleticism.

          When I leaped the second time and watched her watching me too long and hit the wall and went down . . . yup, her eyes were on me.

          I was so embarrassed I turned the vertical knob all the way so she couldn't get a good look at me.

          My mother walked in and whooped my a$$ for messin' with the TV.

          Corona
          I love you, Reyna . . .

          Brown-Balled by the Hollywood Clika

          Latino Heart Project's MEXICAN HEART...ATTACK!
          I ain't no punk b1tch...

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          • #20
            Re: Who'd win?

            Yes. Of course. She noticed how much you enjoyed the a$$ whoopin' and, as much as she wanted to paddle your little botty too, she knew she couldn't compete with your mum.
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