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    Smith -

    "This is a work-in-progress, not the final script, or even the final version of the scene. When all's said and done, there's a good chance this scene might not even make the final draft, left alone the first cut. Consider it more of a sketch than anything else: an impression of what I'm going for in HIT SOMEBODY. I left a blank space in one section of Blue Jay's dialogue to conceal a plot point.

    This scene takes place about 60 pages into the current draft of HIT SOMEBODY. It's 1961 and our lead character, Buddy McCracken, is 11. Buddy's suffering from a personal loss when he's visited on his family's Saskatchewan farm by the man who'll be his first hockey coach, Blue Jay Jennings (written for John Goodman)."

    Code:
    EXT. MCCRAKEN BACKYARD - DUSK
    
                   Blue Jay Jennings climbs out of his truck, carrying a bag.
    
                   Close on the side of the barn, as a puck rockets through it.
                   Then another. There are LOTS of holes, dents, or embedded
                   pucks in the side of the barn today. BLAM! Another puck just
                   misses Blue Jay as he steps near the barn, arms raised.
    
                                       BLUE JAY
                             Don't shoot.
    
                   Buddy mean mugs Jay as he studies the barn damage.
    
                                       BLUE JAY (CONT'D)
                             Well... we know you can hit the broad
                             side of a barn.
    
                                       BUDDY
                             I was aiming at your car.
    
                   Jay looks to where his car is - far, far from the barn. Can
                   the master spin this one?
    
                                       BLUE JAY
                             Y'know, it's pretty windy out
                             today...
    
                                       BUDDY
                             What do you want?
    
                                       BLUE JAY
                             A less lippy tone'd be nice, for
                             starters. I never met a hockey
                             player who wasn't polite and
                             respectful out of a sweater.
                             Speaking of which...
    
                   Jay pulls a hockey sweater from the bag he's carrying,
                   holding it up for Buddy to see. The BUCKOS is the team name.
    
                                       BLUE JAY (CONT'D)
                             This is yours.
    
                   Buddy eyes the jersey, now sullied. He heads over to the barn
                   and pulls a few pucks out of the wall, ignoring Jay. Jay
                   sighs, reaching into his coat. He cracks open a beer.
    
                                       BLUE JAY (CONT'D)
                             I'll tell you one thing: you can't
                             be a hockey player with a temper
                             like that.
                             Every hockey player I know that
                             didn't die in a car wreck lived to
                             be eighty years and died peacefully
                             in their sleep. That might mean
                             nothing to a kid like you, but the
                             older you get, the more a peaceful
                             death starts sounding pretty sweet.
    
                   Suddenly: a small hint of interest from Buddy. Fisherman Blue
                   Jay feels a tug at his line.
    
                                       BLUE JAY (CONT'D)
                             You know what a heart attack is?
    
                   Buddy shrugs "kinda".
    
                                       BLUE JAY (CONT'D)
                             When you're an adult, life's not
                             very fun anymore, kid. They expect
                             productivity. And the pressure that
                             comes with expectation
                             of any kind - the stress and the
                             anger and the jealousy...
                             Over a lifetime?
                             (mimes a heart attack; then)
                             But that doesn't happen to hockey
                             players. Know why?
    
                   Buddy shakes his head. Blue Jay points to the barn.
    
                                       BLUE JAY (CONT'D)
                             They take out their troubles on the
                             ice. They take it out on the
                             puck, or some sumbitch ain't got
                             his head up. For two minutes,
                             all that stuff us mere mortals
                             gotta deal with as thinking
                             organisms on a cold rock in space
                             that doesn't care whether we
                             hang on or spin off into the Milky
                             Way? The stuff most people call
                             "real life"? For two minutes , a
                             hockey player gets to skate
                             it all away. You can't drop gloves
                             on life, kid - but in The Game?
                             They'll
                             cheer you if you do. Because they
                             all know what a struggle...
                             what a fight life can be. And when
                             they see you take a swing -
                             with your stick or a good right
                             hook - they feel like you're taking
                             a swing for
                             them.
                             And lots of people will tell you
                             that ain't right. But brother?
                             (whispers)
                             There ain't nothin' righter.
    
                   Blue Jay winks and smiles widely at Buddy. Buddy melts
                   further, smiling back. Blue Jay sees the opening.
    
                                       BLUE JAY (CONT'D)
                             I'm not out here because of what
                             happened with _________ ,
                             and I'm not out here because I'm
                             short any players. I'm out here
                             because you're a pip of a fighter.
                             And everyone'll tell you fighting's
                             not part of The Game, but it is -
                             second only to scoring
                             goals. The team I'm putting
                             together's gonna need fighters, so
                             whadya say, sport?
    
                   Buddy won't answer. Blue Jay eyes the boy.
    
                                       BLUE JAY (CONT'D)
                             My Dad died when I was nine.
    
                   Buddy looks to Blue Jay, sympathetic.
    
                                       BLUE JAY (CONT'D)
                             Heart attack. While he was on our
                             roof.
    
    
    
                   EXT. ROOFTOP - DAY - FLASHBACK
    
                   Jay's Father suffers a heart attack while hanging a
                   BLACKHAWKS flag near the chimney. He grabs his chest, losing
                   his balance. But rather than fall forward off the roof, he's
                   caught on the flag pole. After a moment, he dies, sorta
                   standing, arm up.
    
                                       BLUE JAY (O.C.)
                             Worst part was nobody knew it right
                             away. So my Dad hung up
                             on that roof 'til dark. The whole
                             neighborhood just waved at him.
    
                   People are passing by on the neighborhood street: Post Man,
                   Woman with Stroller, even the Milk Man. Each wave at Blue
                   Jay's dead father on the roof.
    
    
    
                   EXT. MCCRAKEN BACKYARD RINK - DUSK
    
                   Back to Jay and Buddy on the backyard rink.
    
                                       BLUE JAY
                             (ruefully, sotto)
                             Goddamn the overly-polite Illinois
                             suburbs...
                             (shakes it off)
                             When he died, it left a hole in me
                             I wanted to climb inside and never
                             come out of. I'd cry myself to
                             sleep every night.
    
                                       BUDDY
                             (cautiously engaged)
                             You'd cry?
    
                                       BLUE JAY
                             Sure. He was my Dad.
                             (beat)
                             But then I remembered why my Dad
                             was on that roof: he loved his
                             Hawks. My ol' man never picked up a
                             stick in his life, but he loved
                             The Game. Drove us to see the
                             Junior B out in the Soo every
                             season.
                             One time, we even went to Maple
                             Leaf Gardens. Leafs and Hawks.
                             Not a great night for the Hawks,
                             lemme tell ya'. I'll betcha nobody
                             who
                             played in the Gardens that night
                             probably even remembers that game...
                             (wistfully)
                             But I know I'll never forget it.
    
                   Buddy smiles warmly. Jay's got him on the ropes.
    
                                       BLUE JAY (CONT'D)
                             And I started thinking that, by
                             playing hockey, I'd have my Dad
                             back
                             in some little way. Not back,
                             y'know - just... around.
                             Kinda. So I threw myself into The
                             Game. And whenever I'd play, I'd
                             feel closer to my Dad. And even
                             better? The crying stopped. Know
                             why?
    
                   Buddy wants to know. Blue Jay closes.
    
                                       BLUE JAY (CONT'D)
                             Once I got on that ice? I let it
                             all go. All that anger, all
                             that sadness? I skated it out. I
                             scrummed it away. I became a
                             scrapper!
    
                   Blue Jay puts the sweater in Buddy's hands.
    
                                       BLUE JAY (CONT'D)
                             I'd like to give you the chance to
                             do the same. On my team.
    
                   - Copyright Kevin Smith
    Cool.

  • #2
    Re: Kevin Smith releases a few pages from 'Hit Somebody'

    Big Smith fan, from my home town. I guess that's cool, didn't get much from it. And man, I know he's established, and it's his forte, but that is some bulky dialogue.

    It's sad that I think this movie will flop hard though, he really needed a well known lead, and once Sean William Scott backed out to do Goon and he signed the kid from Red State, I think it pretty much guaranteed this won't be a hit.

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    • #3
      Re: Kevin Smith releases a few pages from 'Hit Somebody'

      Originally posted by Conz View Post
      Big Smith fan, from my home town. I guess that's cool, didn't get much from it. And man, I know he's established, and it's his forte, but that is some bulky dialogue.

      It's sad that I think this movie will flop hard though, he really needed a well known lead, and once Sean William Scott backed out to do Goon and he signed the kid from Red State, I think it pretty much guaranteed this won't be a hit.
      Well, it's not like his movies make that much anyways. And at least this one'll have John Goodman in it.

      Oh, man! You should read 'Clerks'. That script had 20 solid pages of pure dialogue... it was insane, but hilarious at the same time.

      Still looking forward to this one.

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      • #4
        Re: Kevin Smith releases a few pages from 'Hit Somebody'

        Kevin Smith's films are oh, so, so, -- so so. they don't do much in Boxoffice. but, keep trying Kevin, if you are reading my blog.

        * if one stops trying, then what would you do with the idle time...?

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        • #5
          Re: Kevin Smith releases a few pages from 'Hit Somebody'

          That bit about everyone waving at his dad on the roof was hysterical.

          Man, Kev has been getting really morbid lately. Seems like every Smodcast he's talking about his own mortality.

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          • #6
            Re: Kevin Smith releases a few pages from 'Hit Somebody'

            Originally posted by Killgore View Post
            That bit about everyone waving at his dad on the roof was hysterical.

            Man, Kev has been getting really morbid lately. Seems like every Smodcast he's talking about his own mortality.
            I don't quite understand it either... The way he describes his "Retirement" just seems like he's got writers' block.

            I got a sharp feeling that everything he's saying isn't 100%

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